A/N: so I wanted to write one of these crack drabble things because I like writing stuff that doesn't make any sense. chapters will be really short and won't be elaborately written. enjoy~
'I hope I am not late' thought Germany as he grabbed a net which was hanging from a hook. He ran down the stairs as fast as possible and hurried outside. Japan and Italy were waiting patiently at the door. They also had their nets with them.
"Sorry it took so long," Germany said, "I was looking for my net."
"It's ok Doitsu-san, but now we must hurry," Japan replied. The three nations hurried to a field.
Jellyfish Fields.
Germany immediately spotted a blue jellyfish, a rare jellyfish that can talk.
"Look. Over there," Germany whispered to Japan and Italy. He pointed at the jellyfish who was in the bushes. Italy's eyes widened in excitement and Japan smiled.
The three of them hid behind a bush. Germany's eyes sparkled with delight and his cheeks were pink. He went towards the bush and swiftly used his net to catch the jellyfish. "Say something," Germany said, breathing heavily.
"Fuck off," the jellyfish replied. Germany dropped his net in shock and the jellyfish swam away. He started to tear up. "Don't worry Germany! There are many more jellyfish to catch!" Italy said comfortingly.
Germany's eyes hardened and glared at his net.
"I am never jellyfishing again."
The end.