Hello to you. All my name is Bunji. This is what the naruto world would be like If I invaded it yay!!

Tsunade: No invadeing or I cut off your tail...

yes ma'am. Sadly I don't own Kiba, or any of those other guys But I do own Bunji. Disclaimer: this story and the chapters which may follow will be comedy/shonen ai. That's boy love, yaoi, and if I must say it blatent homsexuality. Enjoy .

It started like any other day in Konoha village. Naruto causing trouble for everyone near him others lazing about staring at the clouds, and a few more responsible nin were training. A perfectly normal day... except for the earthquake and shower of rocks spewing out of the ground near the village gates of course. Naturally the entire village was on high alert (Except the lazy ones and the ones too close to Naruto to be able to hear anything over the energetic blondes voice), and the ANBU squad had already found the source of the commotion, A small silvery haired nin with dark grey fox ears jutting out of his silky hair and a fox tail of the same variety jutting out of his black pants. All of the villagers stood a good distance away in shock of the raw amont of chakra coming off this little form. After about five minutes of making a good racket the foreigner fell over unconcious.

The ANBU squad looked confused, which is rather extrordinary considering the whole mask wearing thing, and collected our hero's sleeping form and took him to a special detaining cell in one of the best hospitals in konoha. "After all", they thought, "if the rest of this little guys village (they confiscated his hitai-ate and couldn't find the village sympol on any record) is as powerful as him would have a big problem if they became hostile." Also in the bin full of the foreginer's possesions were several exceptionally heavy kunai, a scroll of unknown and wholly unusable jutsu done in english, a simple loose red shirt with rips up and down the sides, and several pictures of Kiba, a member of the inuzuka clan within the village.

A week went past with very few visits to the Foreigner's room. Very little was know about him still and the Hokage had already taken her frustrations out on several desks. Naruto was one of the very few visitors and that was only to see what the big deal was about. After seeing five foot tall sleeping form and left finding it much less interesting than a certain red haired sand nin. The only other visitor was Kiba Inuzuka since he was notified about this foreigner's possession of his pictures. Kiba stared through the safty window for a long time shrugging and walking away thinking to himself, "why didn't the take off that goofy fox ear headband... at least then he wouldn't look so damn cute...Wait a minute what the hell am I thinking?!"

Finally after three weeks the foregin nin sat bolt upright and got out of bed scaring the life out of the nurse that opened his door. She screamed and the forgeiner clapped his hands over to his ears very confused. After she quieted down realizing that he wasn't trying to escape or anything the foreigner spoke in english, "Hi there I'm Bunji, I really need to pee..."

Following the blank stare from the nurse and a quick glance around Bunji said in japanese, "Ah, so my technique worked and I'm in konoha..., forgive me Nurse lady but my name is Bunji and I really really need to go pee now so if you could..."

The nurse pointed down the hallway to a nearby restroom staring blankly at Bunji's ears.

"Ah thank you!" and with that Bunji dashed down the hallway in his hospital gown giving all in the hallway a veiw of his rear and long ruffled looking unkempt tail. Within a few hours Bunji was fully dressed again and looking no worse for the three weeks of staying still in a bed. In fact, he seemed completly unaware of the time that had passed and the other fact that he was now standing in front of Tsunade who was patiently waiting to be told where he came from.

Tsunade's temple throbbed as she tried to gain his attention for the twelth time, "Bunji!!"

He finally turned and before he could resond or getdistracted again Tsunade asked him angrilly where the hell he came from. "oh that's easy," he responded, "I come from the lost vilage of nature across your great ocean and I am the kage of my village."

Tsunade sighed in relief since surely this charecter was the strongest in his village. "alright, so why exactly are you here and what are all these pictures of Kiba Inuzuka about?"

"hmmmmm well that's hard to say really. I guess I'd be called a tourist.As for the pictures, they were given to me as research material and I kept them. It's not very often in my country to hear of another village with nin so in tune with nature." Bunji gave a disarming smile leaning on the desk and stealthily slipping the pictures back into his pocket.

Tsunade just sighs shruging her shoulders "Welcome to Konoha..." and with that she stamped and approval for Bunji's visitation to the Hidden leaf village.

"Thank you much ma'am," About this time Bunji realizes that Tsunade is a woman and notices that indeed she has a large bust. "Wow, What a rack!"

Onlookers were witnesses to what was probably the only time a nin was hurled out of Tsunade's window... without it being Naruto of course.

--------------Meanwhile---------------

Naruto sneezed "nghh, who's talking about me!"

"what are you talking about baka?" came Gaara's response.

Naruto shook his head and snuggled back into Gaara's arms hiding his face in Gaara's pale chest, "nothing, it's just a saying."

"I'll have to hunt this person that talks about my naru down," Gaara thought to himself as he stroked the blonde's spikey hair gently as he held his half naked form close, "especially since I was so close to claiming this little devil." He gave Naruto's rear a little pinch. "It was probably no one special," about that time Gaara saw Bunji streak past the window followed by the sound of a loud crash, "seems like someone pissed the hokage off more than you do Naru-kun"

"Tsunade-baachan? She's always pissed..." Naru gave Gaara a little love bite on his collarbone in retailiation.

"Don't worry about her Naru-kun, lets just make the most of my time away from the sand village... and this brief pause in fangirl attacks... must be distracted by that forgein guy. Something about hims having fox ears and a tail..."

"Pah he looks like a real Baka. Nothing special at all." Naruto was getting jealous about Gaara talking about Bunji.

---------------Above the Inuzuka compound-------

Bunji flailed about midair for show until he smirked getting the exact response he wanted from Tsunade throwing his extra heavy kunai with strings attached to change his course to the Inuzuka compound crashing into a very suprised shirtless Kiba's bedroom. Bunji looked up and saw Kiba before pouncing on him and pinning him down tail wagging behind him furiously.

Kiba, being very new at being suprised in this manner by a psuedo human, was not suprised at all and grabbed at one of Bunji's ears tugging it, "hey... you have fox ears" which made Bunji yelp out in pain and roll off Kiba curling up defensivly.Kiba blinked and still not quite making all the connections reached over "sorry little guy didn't realize those things attached to your head were attached to your head." he began petting Bunji's head gently.

Bunji melted at the touch uncurling and resting his chin on Kiba's thigh. "It's ok..." Of course being a least a little bit like a dog, Bunji was in bliss.

It wasn't long before the ear pettings put Bunji to sleep leaving Kiba to realize after a few minutes that a) there was a hole in his roof b) that the thing he was petting was definitly not an animal c) that the thing he was petting was mostly human, and asleep on his lap. Kiba glanced around nervously having heard about the recent attacks by Yaoi fangirls.

"The little guy must have a crush on me or something ... he is kinda cute ... think I could deal with having a boyfriend mebbe" Kiba laughed at himself "he probly wont mind the dog smell!" Kiba gently slid from under Bunji's chin before laying with him and holding him close like he would Akamaru kissing his neck softly. "That sound good little guy?" Kiba smiled as bunji rolled over in his arms nosing into his chest unconciously. "guess so. Sweet dreams little guy."

To Be Continued...

Soooo that's it... It prolly sucks and such but be gentle I'm new at this