Disclaimer: This story has no point and I own everything. sad, eh?
Captain Carrot: We need to start the story, Corporal Cabbage.
Corporal Cabbage: But what should we write about?
Captain: No idea!
Corporal: Me either, but we have to start somewhere.
Captain: Indeed! Maybe we should start at the beginning.
Corporal: The beginning? That is so horribly not original! We should start at the end!
Captain: The end is boring though! Besides, it only makes sense to start at the beginning.
Corporal: Why is that?
Captain: Because people know why the end is the end, but only after they know the beginning.
Corporal: True, but then it makes sense! Making sense is very old fashioned.
Captain: Very old fashioned, yes. However, the beginning tells the readers who we are.
Corporal: Only ignorant people do not know who we are!
Captain: Uh, Cabbage, everyone is ignorant.
Corporal: *sighs* Okay. We might as well start at the beginning, but I am officially against it!
Captain: Good! Let us start writing!
Corporal: Umm…what are we going to write about?
Captain: We are going to write about the story, of course!
Corporal: Which story?
Captain: The story we are going to write!
Corporal: Which story are we going to write?
Captain: We are going to write the story we decided on!
Corporal: We did not decide on one yet!
Captain: Oh! I forgot about that.
Corporal: Forgot about what?
Captain: Which story we are going to write!
Corporal: We were going to write a story?
Captain: Yes, Cabbage.
Corporal: But, Carrot, what is it about so far?
Captain: We do not know yet.
Corporal: We do not know what?
Captain: *slowly* If we knew what we did not know, we would know it and it would be known instead of not known.
Corporal: So, we do not know what we don't know, but we do know what we do know?
Captain: Precisely!
Corporal: But we cannot write a story that we do not know about!
Captain: That is why we need to find out the story so we can write it!
Corporal: Where are we going to find a story to write about?
Captain: A library!
Corporal: Or we could make one up.
Captain: The bookstores!
Corporal: Or we could make one up.
Captain: The Internet!
Corporal: Maybe we could make up a story.
Captain: I got it! We should make one up!
Corporal: *bangs his head against a brick wall*
Captain: Is something wrong, Cabbage? I thought it was a great idea!
Corporal: Nothing is wrong with the idea, but—
Captain: *interrupting* I am glad you like my idea. Now we can start writing the story!
Corporal: Okay. Let's start writing!
Both: *get into writing positions*
Nothing happens.
Corporal: *sighs loudly* This is going to take all day, at this rate!
Captain: Maybe we should try writing the story later.
Corporal: Yes, later.
Three minutes later, both Captain and Corporal are sitting in their chairs asleep and snoring loudly.
The End Unless I can think of More to Write and Reviewers desire my continuation of this story!