Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or Womanizer.
This came to me one day when I was listening to the radio, and I thought, 'This song sums up Tony perfectly!' I had to write it. Check out my other NCIS fic, My 15 Year Old!
Takes place after Cloak. (War game episode)
Lyrics are Italics. Ziva's thoughts are regular.
Ziva POV:
It had been another long day. But in the elevator, that was excruciating. I thought he was actually going to admit it. But of course he was talking about the stupid war game. I can't believe I almost told him.
Superstar
Where
you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what youre
doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Every blonde limbo he took home expected a relationship, anything more than just what he gave them. But I know better.
Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the
puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call
'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
He could get almost any woman. He knew all the tricks.
Boy don't try to front I
(I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to
front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
I knew I was going to get hurt. With his reputation, of course I would.
You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer
Rule 12. Gibbs would kill me if he knew.
You
Say I'm Crazy
Boy don't try to
front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try
to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A
Womanizer
He called her his crazy ninja chick, but he was probably crazier than she was.
Daddy-O
You
got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find
the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it
hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's who you are, baby
Jeanne. She was the only girl he ever dated for more than a week, as far as I knew. But of course it wasn't meant to be. He was undercover. It never would have worked. He shouldn't have fallen for her. He did.
Lollipop
Must
mistake me you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim
not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever
gonna fall for you, never you, baby
No. I won't let
myself be his new toy.
Womanizer Boy don't try to front I
(I) know just (just) what you are (are are) You Got
Me Goin' Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what
you are (are are)
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to
front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just)
what you are (are are)
You Say I'm Crazy Maybe
if we both lived in different worlds
I
got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
(Womanizer Womanizer
Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be
ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...
If she hadn't grown up surrounded by death…
If he wasn't such a player…
Boy don't try to front I
(I) know just (just) what you are (are are) You Got
Me Goin' Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what
you are (are are) You Say I'm Crazy Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are) Womanizer
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Boy don't try to
front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just)
what you are (are are)
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer
Boy don't try to
front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
No. Ziva had learned long ago not to trust her heart. She had also been proof of why Rule 12 was so important. She didn't care if she thought she loved Tony. She would not do anything about it.
Oh Womanizer
Oh
You're a Womanizer Baby
Oh, am I kidding? I love him. Nail Rule 12.
A/N: Some of the mistakes are on purpose. English mistakes Ziva makes:
Limbo--bimbo
Nail—Screw
I hope you liked it. It's my first songfic.