Yugioh when ryou attacks!

by zuzuyugi244

OK people.THIS.IS.NOT.MINE.i asked permission of the author to post it here and she said yes.some Yaoi talk and some bad words.this is really funny .read it

1. Yugioh when ryou attacks!

Ello!!!It's moi!Nimo!Hm If you read my hiei,inu,kurama,youko and I ..snaps!I forgot sesshy!..Well annnnnnnnyway!What I'm saying is you've PROBABLY..wait screw the probably I'M SURE you've noticed I didn't update in what?months!Like I do with my other stories!Well you see i'm what'cha call a lazy bum!Since i have to ACTUALLY make a plot for these things!IT'S HARD DANGIT!!!And since i gotta make parodies for the hiei..yada yada one,i've...like didn't update..and um..only STILL on the first one!Hell i'm planning something that'll...SNAPS!I SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT!I ALSO SHOULD BE STARTING THE STORY!..WHICH IS ALSO RANDOM!But with yugioh!..dunno why but yugioh is in my brain...kinda freaky actually..except it can NEVER take away my thoughts from the precious,oh so precious,ICE CAPS!..ice cappccunio!..if i spelled that wrong i don't care!Even though there's a cup like RIGHT beside me with the word cappccunio all over it!WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THAT?!ANYWAAAAAAY I-

kaiba:"shut up,Nimo and start!"

me:"ack!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!INTERUPTING MY RANTS!"

kaiba:"that's all you do though and talk about random things!See this was supposed to introduce you're new story but you got side tracked!"

me:"...well..i be damned!IT DID!!!"0.o"oooooooh,never noticed that before"

kaiba:"i knew there was a reason malik,bakura and marik got along with you so well!"

me:"ah really,what's that?"

kaiba:"it's-

me:"i think this will be to big for the memo!"

kaiba:"wha?let me tell you"

me:"cuz i keep going and goooooing"

kaiba:"let me-

me:"and gooooooooooooooooooooing and gooooooooooooing"

kaiba:"DAMMIT LET ME TALK WOMAN!!!"

me:"...and goooooooooooing"

kaiba:"KAY!THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE!!!"stomps out of the room

me:"HOLY ICE CAPS!THERE WAS A DOOR?!!"o.0

bakura+marik+malik:rolling on the floor laughing their heads off"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

marik:"HAHAHA LOOK HOW LONG IT TOOK HER TO REALIZE THERE WAS A DOOR!!!"( yami marik!!" .)

malik:"yeah know!!HAHAHA!!!"

bakura:"5 HOURS!AND THAT WAS WITH KAIBA'S HELP!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

malik:"YEAH!IT WASN'T EVEN A WHITE ROOM!!HOWCOME SHE DIDN'T NOTICE?!"

marik:"I DUNNO!!HAHA...how did kaiba get there!?"o.O

malik:"HAHAH...i DON'T know" O.O

bakura:"freaky powers!...and he said he didn't belive in magic,MY ASS!!HOW'D HE GET IN!!!!"

kaiba:"door!DUMB ASS!"

bakura:"...KAIBA SWOOOOORE!"

malik:"tsk tsk!and exactly WHAT are you teaching little mokie?!"

kaiba:"mokuba isn't here!"

mokuba:"...seto?" O.O(marik:"haha look at him!!haha this my friends is what an innocent child looks like when they hear a "naughty" word!pffffftI NEVER look like that!!)

kaiba:"ooooooooooh crap"

malik:"yeah...QUIZ START!!!...damn this really IS too long for a memo!"(TA DA!!)
It was a lovely Saturday morning, in the lovely month of September, on the lovely second day of this lovely month! And were a currently at the oh so lovely resident of the oh so lovely yami and yugi muto who are living with yugi's lovely grandfather who all all so VERY lov-DAMMIT RYOU SHUT UP!!!!ryou turned to his yami who looked as if he'd kill you in a second!...wait he always looked like that!"why bakura?is something bothering you?"(gosh ya gotta love this guy!) bakura stared at him like he was some kinda evil dentist going to put braces on him!OH THE HORROR!!!(yami:"Nimo,you're over reacting with the dentist thing!" me:"NO I'M NOT!!!THEY'RE EVIL,DAMMIT!!" yami:sigh)

bakura:"something...wrong!?"eye twitch (me:"kay!last interuption!I SWEAR!I'm just gonna write this in a way that is easier to read!DIOLAUGE!"

joey:"even I can tell you spelled that wrong!" me:" Shut up! I can't spell a lot of words right!It's just when i wanna look smart i check on then you people all think i'm smart but in reality it's all askjeeves!...CRAP!i said that out loud, didn't I!?"

joey:"yup!"

me:shifty eyed"...I REGRET NOTHING!!!")

ryou:"yes bakura,i'm asking you if there's something wrong"staring at bakura

bakura:"you keep saying lovely!"eye twitch

ryou:"and?"

bakura:"it's..so WRONG"

ryou:"oh so?"

bakura:"CUZ YOU SOUND SO..SO..SO"

marik+malik:"GAY"

ryou:"what are you talking about?It is a lovely day!And i don't sound gay!How could you say such a thing!I mean after all it's not my fault i have such a extravegant vocabulary!You two are just uncultured.5 hours laterPersonally I think that's rude and i hope you know how much it hurt to hear you say such a thing,after all I thought we were friends!!!"

marik+malik+bakura:0.0"HOLY ICE CAPS!HE STILL TALKING?!"

ryou:"what do you mean?"

malik:"frig!We did so many things!We slept,played duel monsters,made fun of people,slept some more,found out that cats aren't flammable,slept some more and woke up now!!!"

ryou:eyes widen"YOU PUT A KITTY ON FIRE?!"

marik:"yeah!Tiger actually!"

ryou:jaw drops"you lite NIMO"S CAT ON FIRE?!"

bakura:"who cares!She'll be happy!She hates that thing!"

ryou:"But her sister LOVES IT!"

bakura:"oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...oh she screwed"

ryou:"OH..MY..GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!"starts pannicking"NO!!!"

yami:comes in"oh hey ryou!How long have you been here...TOMB ROBBER!"

bakura:"PHAROH!"

yami:"TOMB ROBBER!"

bakura:"PHAROH!"

yami:"TOMB ROBBER!"

marik:"KAGOME!"

both:stare at him

malik:"INUYASHA!!!"

both:"wt fudge!?"

marik+malik:"THAT'S WHO YOU TWO REMIND US OF!"

yami:O.O"YOU...DID NOT JUST SAY THAT"

marik:"oh yes we did!"

yami:"YOU LITTLE CENSOR

marik:jaw drops

malik:"OKAY!I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO

SWEAR!"

yami:"SHUT UP!WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE!"

bakura:shurgs"dunno"

ryou:"THEY LITE TIGER ON FIRE!"

yami:"ooooooooooooooooh,nimo's screwed"

ryou:"IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!"

yami:"...nimo's screwed a lot?!"

ryou:slaps forehead"oh no..where's yugi?"

yami:"...with nimo's little sister"

them:"why?!"

yami:"She's cuddling him!"

malik:"ewwwwwwwww,which one is this?"

yami:"the one who had dreams of kissing all of us!"

malik:"the 7 year old?!"

yami:"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

bakura:"SUCKER!!BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

marik:"I'M GONNA MAKE KIRBY!!!!"

everyone else:"WHAT?!"o.0

marik:"SEE!!" (' . ' ) "LOOK IT'S KIRBY!!!!DON'T YOU SEE THE KIRBYNESS!?"

yami:"HOLY ICE CAPS!I DO!!!"

ryou:eyes widen"kirby..."

bakura:"ohhhhhhhhh crap!"

yami:"what tomb robber?!"

bakura:"you'll see!!!"

ryou:twitch"k-k-k-k-k-kirby!!!"twitch

marik:"yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,kirby rules"

ryou:"DIE BASTAAAAAAAAARD!!!!"jumps the drawing and starts stabbing

it"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!DIE CENSOR DIE!!"

everyone else: 0.0"whoa"

marik:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!KIRBY!!!"jumps ryou"LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

bakura:"HEY!!!"jumps marik"LET GO OF MY HIKARI!!"

malik+yami:stare at eachother

malik:slaps yami

yami:"WHAT THE?!"takes a vase and smashes it on malik's head

malik:"AW!!!!MY HEAD!!YOU

LITTLE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"smashes a table on yami and starts beating him with is millenuim rod

yami: xx

malik:"censor"DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!"looks at everyone"whoa!this is going nowhere fast!EVERYONE STOP!"

them:"why?!"

malik:"WERE GOING NOWHERE!!WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING"
i come in the house

bakura:"that something!"pointing at me

me:"KAY,ANYONE TELL ME WHY TIGER WAS ON FIRE?!"

ryou:"IT WAS ALL THEM!!!"points at marik,malik and bakura"

bakura:"I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING,RYOU!I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!"

marik:"wt fudge!BAKURA YOU'RE GAY WITH RYOU?!"

ryou:"NO!He keeps saying that to people though!DAMMIT BAKURA WERE NOT

GAY!"

bakura:"Well i know i'm NOT,not so sure about you,mr."lovely"

ryou:"...DIE CENSORjumps bakura

bakura:"WHAT THE-gets tackled

marik:"OKAY!I KNOW FOR A FACT,TO THE TENTH DEGREE THAT RYOU SHOULDN'T SWEAR!"

malik:"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!didn't know he could fight!"

marik:"didn't know nimo cared about tiger either"

me:"I DON'T!I WANTED TO LITE HIM!!!"growls

malik:"...i did NOT know nimo could growl!"

marik:"why not?she could sound like a panther!!"(me:"i coooooooooould!it scared muna!!HAHAHAHAA!)

malik:"point taken!"

me:"SO!WHICH ONE IS IT!!"has a crazy look in eyes

marik:"BARNEY!"

me:"i killed him the other day!"twitches violently

malik:"'S EVIL COUSIN!...SMARNEY!"

me:blinks and looks normal again"..sm...arney?"

malik:"YES!SMARNEY!AN EVIL CREATURE!WHOSE COLOURS ARE...GREEN AND PURPLE!AND LOOKS EXACLTY LIKE BARNEY EXCEPT THE PARTS THAT ARE PURPLE ARE GREEN ON HIM!...and stuff"

me:"ooooooooooooooooooooh"goes crazy"I'LL KILL YOU SMARNEY!TO THIS I VOWE!!!!!!!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"bursts through the wall

malik:"SHE BELIVED ME!!!"

marik:"i knoooooooooooooooooooooow!"looks at everyone to see them knocked out

and the house a mess"shit!this is a crime scean!..we should get outta hear!"

malik:"you're right!But in style!"
both of them:put on cloakes and walk out the door"KUKUKUKUKUKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

ryou:wakes up and stands up"TAKE THAT CENSOR"YOU'VE BEEN OWNED!!!!!"cough"ahem,well...bye!We'll see you next time!I hope!...oh dear i have blood all over me..i think i'll go to take a bath,bye"waves at everyone