A/N This is a parody of "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup. I don't own the song, don't own the characters and suing me would be completely pointless

"The Boy Who Lived"

By Ginny Drama

September first at the platform and I'm waitin

To finally talk to a guy a little more famous than me

His name is Harry he's a wizard with a bolt scar

Heir of Gryffindor but I'm not to sure if that's right

And when he walks all the light bulbs flash and the press goes wild

But, he doesn't notice me

Cause he's playing Quidditch

Crushin on Cho Chang

Listening to Weird Sisters

Glasses on his eyes

Chorus

It's like a bad fan fic; he's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone curse me," as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the Boy Who Lived

He nightmares Dementors and I that idiot Tom

His lives with evil Dursleys instead of his dad

He said he'd like to ground Malfoy to a pulp

he'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he walks, all the light bulbs flash and the press goes wild

But, he'll never notice me

Cause he's playing Quidditch

Crushin on Cho Chang

Listening to Weird Sisters

Glasses on his eyes

He likes them with a broom stick

Quidditch season pass

Traveling by Floo

Am I acting like a fool?

Chorus

It's like a bad fan fic; he's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone curse me," as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the Boy Who Lived

There he goes again with school robes on

And his really hot messy hair

He broke my heart I want to be stupified

All I wanted was to see his sexy green eyes

Now I'm watching Quidditch

Jealous of Cho Chang

Listening to Weird sisters

No glasses on my eyes

I can't buy a broom stick- but hey! I got a season pass!

Then that stupid elf ruined it all

Chorus

It's like a bad fan fic; he's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone curse me," as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the Boy Who Lived

Cause he's the Boy Who Lived A/N Incase you didn't know, Ginny's singing the song about Harry. Please R&R!!!! Love much!