For The Love Of Wine

by Quora

This shit is rated T. Dionysus falls in love with a demigod of Zeus named Xeris. Not many people are for this plan because she's a demigod fated to die. Zeus fixes this problem by making her immortal and almost equal to an Olympian. And now the gods are kicking themselves. Even Zeus. Bottom line is that Xeris is like the golden fleece in this fic and there's a serious love octagon.

1. lemme tell ya sumthin

I think I need to clear some things up.

First, I am really, really sorry.

I'm a true Percy Jackson fan. More than half of you reading this are. But there comes a time when you want to make something as funny as hell, leading you to twist the story by at least eighty seven degrees.

You'll see my point soon. I'm not gonna say anything because for one, one of my friends might be here, and they hate spoilers. Secondly, I don't remember.

My second apology is to Percy and, well, everybody else.

Yes, Percy Jackson and pretty much all the other books from Rick Riordan are supposedly fiction. But as I said, supposedly. I do not want to wake up to find any consequences, okay? I'm not ready for that yet. This book is a piece of pure fan fiction. Emphasis on fiction. So, Perseus Jackson Blofis of Poseidon, Annabeth Chase of Athena, Nico Di Angelo of Hades, Will solace of Apollo, and anybody else who's a character in this fic, even the twelve Olympians, if you're real and are offended by anything in here, please don't kill me.

My third apology goes to all you Percaeth fans who think I hate their relationship.

It's a fricking romance fic for crying out loud. And as I said in the summary, Xeris is involved in some serious love octagon. I'm not someone who thinks romance should be porcelain and perfect like a Disney movie. There has to be trouble. And I put at least five hundred gallons of it here.

Apologies sorted. Now for some real clearing up.

There are times I'm going to disappear for a long, long time. Like a few weeks. That's because I am not free.

I know, you're gonna be like; "Dude, none of us are free!"

I'm not telling you my schedule because a few people might recognize it. And I want to remain incognito. But it's busy, and I'm not I'm a country that gives free Wi-Fi, meaning that I have to pay for it. And saving money is hard for me.

This is my very first fanfic, but you are absolutely free to judge. I won't fricking care. This goes ESPECIALLY to the future haters. Do what you want. This is even based on a very crazy idea.