"The city is doomed Deku! I have poisoned the water supply!" A villain screamed at the World's Number One Hero, Deku.
The villain had on a clown outfit as well as a monocle, and held a high tech laser pistol.
Surprisingly, Deku was extremely calm. "Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So, thank you for bringing out attention to that, millions of people could have gotten really sick over the next few years."
The villain's smirk slowly disappeared as he stared at Deku in confusion.
"Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhoea, but we've found it is also a great source of Vitamin C." Deku explained, with the villain getting more and more angry until he snapped.
"Ok whatever! Take this!" He lifted the pistol and fired a beam of energy at Deku, hitting him in the chest and launching him back into a wall shoulder first.
After a few seconds, Deku stood up and moved his arm about. Deku smiled and looked to the villain. "You fixed my shoulder."
"GOD DAMMIT!" The villain screeched in anger.