Khknight: AHOBANOGAFJISTOMPU!

Namine: Hello! I'll be translating for Khknight! His case of writer's block drove him insane. Oh, and he said "Hello! And welcome to another story by me!"

Khknight: -runs around in circles with tongue hanging out-

Namine: Okay, I think that means "Disclaimer: I don't own anything!" and "DON'T HURT ME ALL OF YOU WHO HATE LABELS!"

Khknight: -licks viewers-

Namine: -stares- -takes out remote control and pushes button-

Khknight: -gets shocked- YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! -passes out-

Namine: Okay! Enjoy the show!

Roxas The Emo Kid!

Hayner, Pence, and Olette sat on a bench near the train station. Like every other day, they ate sea-salt ice cream. Hayner looked around.

"Hey, have you two seen Roxas around yet?" he asked before taking a lick from his ice cream. Pence stood up and looked over the balcony.

"I think that's him." he replied as he pointed to a boy dressed in black. Hayner and Olette stood up and looked over. The boy was skateboarding through town and had blonde, spikey hair.

"That's him. I'd recognize that haircut any where." Olette confirmed. Hayner and Pence nodded and sat back down. They continued to lick their ice cream until Roxas came. At the sight of him, they froze. Each of their ice cream fell out of their hands and mouths. Roxas had turned emo!

"R-roxas? I-is that y-you?" Pence asked shakilly. Roxas sniffed and wiped his nose. He was dressed in a black, short sleeve hoody with a skull covered in blood on the front, tight black pants, many belts on in various places, and he had many bangles on his arms.

"Yup, it's me." he replied. He kicked his skateboard and caught it in his arm. Olette fainted, Hayner punched himself, and Pence threw up in the garbage. "Okay then. Later." he replied before going inside the train station. Pence quickly took out his camera and took a picture of Roxas. Olette got back up.

"Oh, man. I had the strangest dream." she said drowsilly. "I dreamnt that Roxas had turned emo. What a mess that woulda been, huh?" she asked. Pence showed her the picture. Her eyes grew big before she fainted again. Hayner rubbed where he punched himself.

"C'mon, we gotta fix Roxas. I'll carry Olette to the Usual Spot." he replied. He picked her up as Pence followed and thought of ways to fix Roxas.

Later

Hayner, Pence, and Olette hid behind a wall and watched Roxas at the skate park. They sat back down behind the wall and thought about their plan.

"Anyone got a plan yet?" Hayner asked. Pence and Olette nodded no. Suddenly, a knife fell from the sky. It fell right inbetween Hayner and Olette. They both rubbed off a sweat before looking above. There sat a chuckling Seifer.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a couple of chicken wusses." he taunted as he jumped off the wall and walked away. Hayner clenched his fists. Olette grabbed his shoulder.

"Wait, we'll deal with Seifer later. I got an idea." she replied Hayner looked at Seifer angrilly and took a breath.

"What is it?" Pence asked. Olette smiled.

"First, is Roxas scared of pointy objects?"

Later Again

Roxas grabbed his board and bought a soda from a nearby concession stand.

"Oh Roxas!" someone called in a sing-song voice. Roxas turned around and dropped his soda. Olette, Pence, and Hayner were carrying a pair of scizzors the size of Twilight Town itself. Roxas fell backwards and crawled to a wall.

"Wh-what's that!" he asked shakilly. All three of his friends put on evil faces and smiles.

"Pull out your arm." Hayner replied. Roxas started to sweat. Pence and Hayner held Roxas down and his wrist out while Olette slowly moved the blade toward it.

"W-WAIT! ST-ST-STOP!" he yelled.

"What's wrong Roxas? I thought you liked being emo." Olette snarled as she continued to move the blade toward him. Roxas shook his head.

"W-WAIT! I-I CAN EXPLAIN!" he yelled. Olette stopped and Pence and Hayner let him go. Roxas got up and took his hood off.

"Okay, it's all simple. I lost a bet with Seifer." he replied. "If I won in a hotdog eating contest against him, he would pay for my meals for a month. If I lost, I would have to go emo for an entire month." His three friends hung their mouths in the air.

"Okay then. I'll see you guys tomorrow." Roxas replied quickly before riding his board home.

The Next Day

Roxas was at the skate park again. He was still worried about his friends the day before. Then he saw them coming. His jaw dropped.

Hayner was dressed in an all black version of his favorite outfit and had belts all around over.

Olette wore a pair of emo glasses, a black shirt with a bloody rose on it, a pair of torn up black jeans, and black sneakers.

"Hi!" they said simultaneously. Roxas rubbed his eye.

"Please don't tell me you guys..." they smiled.

"You seriously didn't think we would let you endure this alone, did you?" Olette asked. Roxas smiled. They laughed and skated the bowl together for the rest of the day.

"Hey, where's Pence?" Roxas asked as he skated the wall.

"He called in sick." Hayner replied after landing.

Somewhere

"Those two are crazy!" Pence replied as he ate his 27th ice cream bar. He continued to watch cartoons and gulp down ice cream.

Khknight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Sora: -walks in- Still crazy?

Namine: Yup.

Roxas: -walks in- I got an idea. -pulls out shotgun-

Namine: -stares- No.