"Like Sasuke-kun could ever like someone as annoying as you" Said Ino in her snobbish, nasal voice. "I mean, to him your just another screaming fan girl!"

"And your oh so special! Sasuke-kun wouldn't give you the time of day!" Retorted Sakura grumpily. "Your just as bad as me!"

"Oh really now Sakura. Am I the one who put up spy equipment in his house and sleeps with a pillow with his face on it?"

"At least I don't have a picture of him getting out of the shower stuck to my fridge! And what about your life size poster!?"

"What life sized po…Oh! You mean the one I caught you trying to STEAL last Saturday?" Ino's voice became sarcastic. Sakura looked outraged as she tried to come up with a comeback. "Face it! Your just a loser with an abnormal forehead! Sasuke-kun will never like you and that's that."

"Why don't we let Sasuke-kun decide." Sakura stated more than asked.

"Yes, lets go find Sasuke-kun right now so we can see just who is better?!" replied Ino as she grabbed Sakura's arm rather tightly and pulled her off in the direction that she hoped Sasuke would be.

It took hours and all of their minimal ninja talent to pinpoint Sasuke's location. His house! Sneakily they climbed up his gutter and peeked into his window. The curtains were drawn but there was a small crack in which you could see. After a quick fight about who could look first Ino leaned her face in and discreetly looked into Sasuke's bedroom. What she saw made her rocket off of the gutter and succeed in spraying Sakura with blood. More curious than concerned Sakura took Ino's spot and looked. What she saw made her blood run cold and all of her hopes of ever attaining Sasuke disappear.

"Oh my God…Sasuke is………………………………......Gay." and with that she fainted next to to Ino's prone form. The combustions of the astounded girls went unnoticed by the blonde and the raven inside.