A deadly war has surged. The battlefield has been devastated and every single person has ran for their lives.
What caused this great catastrophe of agonizing devastation?
A simple little string.
"You're going down, Waluigi! Your lanky legs are no match for my spotted eggs! Haha!" Yoshi cried, grabbing several of his green-spotted eggs while running towards Waluigi.
Donkey Kong began tossing his giant yellow bananas on the battlefield after overhearing this, the red tie-wearing brown ape teasing in laughter. "Not if you slip up, you won't!"
Waluigi grinned, holding his infamous whip in his right hand and some Bo-Bombs in his other while hissing. "Come and get me, you ugly green loser!"
The three way war was under way. What happened earlier was that there was a string that Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Waluigi found, and they all fought over it. Now, 74 agonizing minutes since then, they turned the beautiful, quiet, and peaceful meadows into a wasteland of disaster as each of the three try to outdo each other. But alas, it wasn't a pretty sight.
Yoshisaurus started tossing his green-spotted eggs at Waluigi Wah, with Snidley Waluigi countering with his Bob-ombs. The two explosive items collided with each other and exploded, sending back Yoshizilla a bit as he pressed forward, tossing more eggs. Donkeyong continued to chuck more giant bananas on the battlefield, only to be tangled and whipped by Waluigi Dastardly, who kicked him in the face repeatedly. Yoship slipped on one of the bananas, but he continued, turning into and egg and rolling towards Dongkong and Waluigi Robotnik. A big collision occurred, with Yoshit flutter kicking Dong as the ape slapped both him and Waluigi Eggman, who continued kicking Donk as he whipped Yoshi across the body with his whip. The three went soaring in the pitch dark sky, crashing in a garbage heap. The heap started to move towards the left and right as the trio continued smashing each others brains out, until it leaned too far to the left and collapsed.
Emerging from the garbage, Yoshi the dinosaur tackled onto DK, who started slamming the earth with his feet. Waluigi Wicked emerged last and began whirling in his Waluigi Tornado, crashing into the two animals as the 3 brawlers wrecked their way out of the dump and fell into a river, where they continued their ever non sentient brawl there, the water not bothering them for they were too focused on themselves.
Dixie Kong and Pauline were walking through the Kongo Jungle, only to feel the ground shake violently as they glanced around, wondering where it came from. The girls spotted Donkey, Waluigi Wily, and Yoshidino all attacking each other in the river as they went right by them, with the morons occasionally bumping into the walls of land like the idiots they were, making the females sigh in disappointment.
"Should I even ask..." Dixie muttered, turning her right head to see Dry Bowser pushing a cart full of red apples in a wheel barrel, with some of them falling due to the tremors made by the 'war' for the string.
"I wouldn't bother if I were you. Those idiots just don't know when to stop." Dry Bowser explained, with one more shake causing the skeletal reptilian to break into a pile of bones, the wheel barrel falling as all the apples began rolling towards the river as a result.
Pauline had folded her arms together. "I guess men will be boys..."