Nothing For Christmas: Voldemort Version

by BellatrixElleLovett

The song " Nothing for Christmas"- The way Voldemort would sing it.

I'm Getting Nothin for Christmas- Voldemort Style

Voldemort:

I broke my wand on Bella's head;

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in Narcissa's bed;

Somebody snitched on me;

I spilt some potion on mommy's rug;

I made Lucius eat a bug;

Bought a pimp cane with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me;

SOOOOOOOOOO

I'm getting nothing for Christmas

Mad-eye Moody is mad

I'm getting nothing for Christmas

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad.

I put a tack on Dumbledore's Chair;

Somebody snitched on me

I tied a knot in Snape's hair;

Somebody Snitched on me;

I did a dance in my pants;

Climbed a tree and started to shart;( Shit and Fart)

Filled the Sugar bowl with ants;

Somebody snitched on me;

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm getting nothing for Christmas

Mad-Eye Moody is Mad;

I'm getting nothing for Christmas

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad!!!

(instrumental Break)