Tamaki's Brain.
Haruhi yawned as she walked into Music Room 3. Dressed in her boy attire, she prepared for the day.
But as she walked in-the room was pretty quiet except for Tamaki and the twins arguing.
"Shut up you idiotic blond! Haruhi is ours!" cried the twins
Haruhi's eyes became saucers
"No she's not!" yelled Tamaki
Holy crap-they were arguing about her?
"Really? I've come to see Haruhi as everyone's little play toy," said Kyoya
Now Haruhi kinda got mad.
"SHUT UP!" screamed the twins and Tamaki
Mori shushed them since Honey was taking a nap.
Didn't anyone realize she was there?
If this kept up-she'd be counted as late.
So Haruhi went forward and pretended she just got there
"Haruhi is mine! Not yours! I love her okay!? Good grief!" yelled Tamaki
Haruhi's eyes really got big as her eyebrow twitched
"Oh my god-She heard you!" cried Kaoru
"This should be funny!" cheered Hikaru
Kaoru took hold of Hikaru's chin
"Ah but your still cute. Your still cuter than this is funny," said Kaoru
"Oh brother your cute too," said Hikaru
Tamaki was frozen staring at Haruhi's saucer eyes
Finally Haruhi moved herself and turned to Kyoya
"Was there a recorder in here? I want to make sure this isn't real! I wasn't ready for this news!" cried Haruhi
Kyoya played a tape in a recorder from his pocket
"Shut up you idiotic blond! Haruhi is ours!" cried the twins
"No she's not!" yelled Tamaki
"Really? I've come to see Haruhi as everyone's little play toy," said Kyoya
"SHUT UP!" screamed the twins and Tamaki
They heard Mori shushing on the tape
"Haruhi is mine! Not yours! I love her okay!? Good grief!" yelled Tamaki
Kyoya turned off the recorder
"I....I....I....oh my god....how the hay?....I love him too....but......I didn't expect him to say it!" cried Haruhi pulling together.
"Uh....boss isn't moving," said Hikaru
Haruhi turned her attentions to Tamaki
"Oh.....what happened to him?" asked Haruhi
Kyoya slipped a doctor's coat on Haruhi and put a stethoscope around her neck
"Find out," he said nudging her forward
"What!? I don't know anything about being a doctor!" cried Haruhi
"Check his head and see if he has a brain," whispered Kaoru
Haruhi sighed and kneeled by Tamaki
She pressed a stethoscope to his head
"Well somethings in there-maybe teddy bear stuffing though," said Haruhi half giggling
Everyone laughed
Haruhi lowered the stethoscope to his heart
"His heart isn't beating though...I think its stuck?" said Haruhi half in a questioning tone
Hikaru frowned-this would be hard.
"Kiss him on the nose and see if he moves," said Hikaru quietly
Kaoru squeezed Hikaru's hand. He knew how much that had to hurt.
Haruhi turned to them red in the face
"Wha.....Wha....What?!" cried Haruhi
"Kiss him on the nose," said Kaoru preventing Hikaru from having to say it again
"Thats so embarrassing with everyone around and what if the girl's show up!? I'll make Tamaki look gay!"
"We'll turn around. You shouldn't take long so the girls thing will be fine," said Kyoya
Everyone turned their backs.
Haruhi planted one on Tamaki's nose
"I love you too sempai," whispered Haruhi
She leaned back and stood up to stretch.
Everyone turned around.
"He still isn't moving Haruhi," said Hikaru
"Wrong-look at his face," said Haruhi
Sure enough-a deep pink blush was spreading across his face.
A light one was on the bridge of Haruhi's nose too.
"What on earth just happened?" asked Tamaki
The twins started blurting everything at him.
Haruhi giggled when Tamaki looked toward her.
He was so freaking red.
She couldn't believe how funny he looked.