This is what comes out of my brain when I read RWBY and search up dumb memes at the same time. More random drabbles for everyone!
Weiss could only stare in shock. The bright red 'A' on this sheet of paper had to be a mistake. There was absolutely, no freaking way, that this was real.
"Ruby," Weiss managed to strain out, "What. Is. This."
Ruby's face slowly morphed from grinning proudness to one of anxiety. She huddled into herself, eyes flicking around the room. Eventually, shy silver locked onto fierce blue, and Ruby stuttered out a response.
"W-well, the assignment was to write an essay on a method to defeat Grimm if you were without your weapon, and Professor Port mentioned something about using potatoes last time, so I mashed the two together then I got thinking about the spelling of potato and then I wrote down my thoughts but I didn't realize it was on the essay paper and thenIhandeditinandPortmarkeditandIwashopingyouwould'ntbemadbutyouareandI'mastoptalkingnow…"
The vein in Weiss' head looked close to bursting. The heiress slowly massaged her forehead, taking deep, heavy breaths. With a tremendous amount of forced calm, Weiss gritted out "Ruby. You are going to rewrite this essay. I want a full three pages written out and in my hands by Friday. And if I don't have it so help me I will stab you with Myrtenaster. And no potatoes. Is that clear?"
She got a fearful nod in response.
"Good. Now if you excuse me, I have training bots to annihilate." Spinning on her heel, Weiss strode her way out of the room.
For the next hour and a half, screams of rage echoed through Beacon's halls as Weiss destroyed the near entirety of Beacon's training bot supply.