Gilderoy Lockhart's hair care potions
AN: I don't own Harry Potter, rights go to J. . English is not my first language. This fic answers the most asked question in all the Harry Potter: How would Gilderoy Lockhart market his own hair care potions? This fic is canon compliant otherwise.
Gilderoy smiled at the full room in front of him. Today was the day he reached his most wanted goal: To market his own range of hair care potions. He took a deep and meaningful breath and exclaimed "Hello, may I present to you the latest hair potions master…me. I am Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award and you might know me from such books as Gadding with Ghouls, Break with a Banshee, Holidays with Hags or Magical Me. From now on, I can also help you to get the best hair possible with my potions for every occasion. There are following sorts…" He picked up one potion after the other presenting them to the audience and camera and as he thought his most charming smile. The potions were packed in rather large vials which were decorated with his moving head on it smiling and his hair falling perfectly into place. "This is the potions for curls. You have the perfect curls for an entire day! It works immediately. If you do not want to have straight hair, the Gilderoy Lockhart curl potion ist he one for you my friends. It works with every type of hair, no matter if short or long, white or black, the potion is always applicable. But if you rather have straight hair, this ist he one for you. After using, you immediately have the smoothest hair and not one is out of line. And that too for an entire day. Just use it while washing your hair. These potions strenghten the structure and stop your hair from frizzling. Here I present you another potion, particular made for Quidditch players: Your hair will stay the same for the entire day, no matter if it is windy, rainy or you fall from your broom. If I had this potion a few years ago, I might now be the English Quidditch Captain and the best looking one at that but unfortunately I had to banish a Bandon Banshee." At that some of the teenage witches started sighing. "Do not fret girls however, we now have a quite capable Quidditch team. Naturally, they would be a better playing and better looking team with me in it but sometimes in life you have to choose what dream is more important to you. So I chose the dream which helps my fans the most: To have beautiful and gorgeous hair. Which leads us to the final and my personal favourite potion: … The Gilderoy Lockhart. Finally you can have my hair cut! That is the first step becoming as famous as me by having hair looking as good as mine! With this potion you receive my haircut, haircolour and hairwave. Finally, you have a potion which causes your hair to be admired by a lot of witches and wizards. To top that, your dream of having as great hair as me is coming true! Now, you can buy the potions seperatly or in a set. If you buy the set, you also get a copy of my new book: Gilderoy Lockhart's hair care potions and when and how to use them. If you buy your hair care potions today, I will be delighted to sign them for you for the next hour." Lockhart bowed and smiled broadly as the applause was was getting louder and mostly the witches in the audience were throwing themselves at his hair care potions. Maybe, next he could open a shop where he only sold his own products. He could be his won brand! But for now, he smiled contently at the large crowd and Gilderoy Lockhart was happy with finally fulfilling his longlife dream to market his own range of hair care products.