Saitou was having a good time torturing his subordinates, when he got a note from the Kamiya dojo.

"What the hell?" He said, as his eyes scanned the note. His subordinates let out a sigh of relief when he left the police station at full speed.

Disclaimer: Yeah! I make tons of money writing fanfictions! Come on! You know I'm joking! Who would pay for it? It's just for fun. So I guess you already know by now that I don't own Rurouni Kenshin... If I did, probably it wouldn't be such a huge success, because let's face it... I would probably make a comedy out of it... And it would have so much Kenshin+Kaoru waff that everybody would probably mistake it for some kind of hentai magazine.

Oh! This is a K+K fic... Well not exaclty, but trust me... There will be plenty of K+K later on.

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"Dialogs"
'Thoughts'
[Saitou's comments/questions]
*** change of scene to someone's point of view***
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Kamiya Dojo's Mystery
Part 1: Yahiko

By Hana Himura

Saitou arrived at the crime scene only minutes after receiving the note. The dojo seemed as regular as it has always been, except for the few police officers on the yard.

"We have separated the witnesses, sir." Said one of the police officers.

"Good." Saitou said. "Where are they?"

"The little boy is just inside the dojo. We are keeping the four adults shut on other rooms."

Saitou went towards the dojo. The little kid should be the easier nut to crack. Inside the dojo, he met a very bored Yahiko.

"So..." Saitou began, lighting his cigarette. "Why don't you tell me what happened here?"

"I'm not going to say a word." Yahiko said, very calm for a boy standing before a police officer.

"You better start talking now, or things will be worse for your friend." Saitou bluffed.

Yahiko thought for a moment, then he let out a sigh.

"What do you want to know?" Yahiko asked.

"Everything."

"It all started yesterday morning." Yahiko began.

***Yahiko's POV***

I woke up as soon as always, which meant Busu wasn't supose to be up yet... Or so I thought, because I went to get a bucket of water to throw at her... Trust me, it's the only way to wake her up in the morning.

So I went to her room and she wasn't there. The weirdest part was that her futon was on the middle of the room and it didn't look like someone had slept on it.

So, I went to Kenshin's room and knocked on the door.

[Why did you knock on his door?]

Well, I'm not a savage, you know! You should always knock on other people's door before coming in, specially if they might have company.

[What I meant was: why his door?]

Oh! Sorry. I just had my suspicions... And actually, the only reason I knocked was because of it. Can you imagine if I go in Kenshin's room and find the Busu in there? Worse than that, what if she was there doing something only married people are suppose to do? I'm just a kid, I don't wanna go blind or something after seeing something as disgusting as that!

[So, the Tanuki and Kenshin are... Behaving like married people?]

HELL, NO! Well... At least I hope not.

May I continue?

[Go ahead.]

Kenshin told me to come in. It turns out that he was just sick and that was why he wasn't up yet. That would explain why Kaoru wasn't sleeping on her room. She could have stayed up all night and taken care of him. But when I asked:

"Kenshin, where is Busu?"

Kenshin answered:

"Sessha does not know that."

So I kept looking for her. About twenty minutes later, Sano showed up:

"Did you lose something?" Sano asked me.

"I can't find Busu anywhere."

"Did you look in Kenshin's room?" Sano grinned and poked me on the ribs.

"Kenshin is sick."

"Oh, no! This is bad!" Sano said, and I was almost sure he was sorry because he wouldn't be able to get a free meal.

"And you know what is the weirdest part? Kaoru's futon didn't look like someone had slept on it!"

"KAMI-SAMA! JOU-CHAN IS HAVING AN AFFAIR!" Sano snapped. "SHE IS CHEATING ON KENSHIN!"

We looked at each other and said:

"Nah!" At the same time.

[Why couldn't she be having an affair?]

It's just so not like Busu... She is still trying to get Kenshin to tell her that he loves her... Come on... It will take her forever. Everybody knows they love each other... Everybody but them.

[What happened then?]

I was walking back to the kitchen and Kaoru walked out her room, like nothing had happened. I decided to play a little trick on her, so I said:

"Hey, Kaoru! Where were you last night?"

She turned pink, then red, then blue... I guess she held her breath for a while.

"I...? I... Was just in my room... As usually."

"No, you weren't."

But Busu thought she should say something smart so I would stop teasing her.

"But why would you go to my room on the first place?" She asked.

"Well... I went to get you... Kenshin is sick."

"Kenshin is sick?"

Kaoru ran to Kenshin's room as if she had practiced the Hiten Mitsurugi with Hiko her entire life... Boy, she was fast! Well, she went in Kenshin's room and closed the door. I heard some "Kenshin no Baka!". About twenty minutes later she left his room and went into the kitchen to make lunch. Then I left to the Akabeko, 'cause I'm too young to die from indigestion after eating that poison she calls food.

I spent the rest of the day at the Akabeko, helping Tae-san. I met Sano there and he said we should do Kenshin a favor and find out who Kaoru was doing... I MEAN! WHAT KAORU WAS DOING THAT SHE WASN'T ON HER ROOM!

So, we sneaked into the dojo... So no one would notice us... And we kept a stake out, but Kaoru never left her room that night... So we gave up and I went to sleep. When I woke up this morning, the police officers were already here.

[So, you have no idea of what happened here?]

No... What happened? The officers wouldn't tell me.

[You will find out soon enough.]

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Preview!

Next Chapter: Sano P.O.V. on what happened.

"Stop being such a child and tell me what happened!" Calling the kid a child has always worked to make him do things he doesn't wanna do. Well, this time he really wanted to tell me what had happened, he just didn't know where to start.

"I saw something." Yahiko said. I was beginning to think he had sneaked out of his room and found Kenshin or Kaoru, or Kenshin and Kaoru doing grown-up stuff.

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Hello minna-san!

I know I said I wouldn't be trying to make another funny fic... It's just that this idea poped in my head and I couldn't just ignore it. Next chapter has already been writen, but I'll wait for a few reviews before I post it... So please REVIEW! Oh! There will be K+K stuff later on...