Spastic Star Wars story! That makes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SENSE!
Obi-Wan was eating a pineapple when…
" Obi-Wan! There's something in the trash can!" yelled Luke
" What is it?"
" Trash!"
Obi-Wan throws the pineapple down.
" Only a sith would do this! We must detroy it!"
" How?"
" We must find, the Trash Compactor!"
They ran down a long hall and slid down two long poles and into the Ben-mobile
" Where could it be?"
" Use the Force!"
" How do I turn it on?"
" It's the off button, not the on button many people are confused by that."
Luke switched on what he thought was the Force, it was the radio.
" And now for our Evil Hour! Here is Darth Vader singing, I am Evil!"
" I… oh yea I'm so EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVILLLLLLLLLLL! In addition, you all are mine and I control… YOU!"
"evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil."
Luke turned it off.
" You think he has it?"
" I don't know! Only someone really evil would steal the Trash Compactor!"
They continued driving until they realized, they needed a ship!
The found one on Ebay. It was called the McJiggermolalawemakelongshipnamesloseryouareahorribledriver.
" It's a beautiful name." Said Luke
They flew right into the Death Star, literally.
" Ow!"
" I'm sorry Obi-Wan I saw pretty lights!"
They were soon taken to Palpatine and Vader.
" So, you have come to get the Trash Compactor!" said Palpatine
" Yes."
Palpatine turned around evilly. Suitcase appeared behind him, they had numbers on them.
" One of these cases has the Trash Compactor in it. You know must play, Deal or no Deal!"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
" YES!"
" No!"
" MOOO."
" Quack!"
Ben throws a pineapple at Palpatine. Palpatine throws a watermelon at Ben who is knocked over.
" I guess I'll have to do this myself!" Luke Said
" Pick 6 cases."
" 789456."
" NO! One after another!"
" 7."
" OKAY."
" 8."
" No I-"
"9."
" SSTOP!"
" 4."
Palpatine shoots electric blue stuff at Luke.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FINE THEN 5."
A supermodel goes to open 5, but wait…. THAT'S LEIA!
Luke gaspes.
Leia opens the case, IT'S THE TRASH COMPACTOR!"
" Wait the game doesn't go like this you choose 6 then the Banker-"
Luke, and Leia were already out. Ben was being taken out of the building by a large carrot.
" We have it!" said Luke!
" Now, we can compact that trash!"
LOL I'mm sorry so weird but R&R anywayz no flames! I will use them to make popcorn!