House Cat

A/N: -Before everything, sorry for the long author's note and I edited this for the 3rd time- Hey guys guess who's back? ME. So, this is my first story in three years (such a long writer's block I know), this is my first Ed, Edd, and Eddy fanfic and this is my second multichapter fanfic (the first is discontinued). I PROMISE I WILL FINISH THIS.

So I recently got into the fandom (like, last year) and I just wanna say to this girl cosplaying my headcannon Kevin (hey if you happen to read this I'm so sorry about the grammar mistakes and everything else I'm not really a good writer OTL.) Anyways, the school system in this story is a bit different. Highschools here starts in June and ends in March, after that it's summer vacation. Semester break is in October and Christmas break is of course, December – January.

'Kay, welcome to "House Cat".

Disclaimer: Ed, Edd 'n Eddy is not mine

Chapter 1 – Underage Drinking

Edd fell onto his bed, body aching all over from a little prank one of his friends, Eddy, did again, which resulted to a beating, again, by almost all of the guys in Peach Creek High School. The dork always get the worst of the beatings, as usual, because he isn't very much blessed in the physical department. Edd, despite already being in high school, still has a very lean body and almost no muscles. He still wears his black hat on his head, there's really no particular reason, he just grew on it.

But that's not the point.

The point is, they are already juniors. Scratch that, almost seniors. Eddy needs to stop with his pranks and start to become a mature adult. Today was their last day as juniors. The shortest of the Ed's though it's funny to sneak a tarantula during the last school gathering. He let loose the tarantula in their auditorium, where everyone was gathered and listening to the principal's speech. Edd tried to stop Eddy but the short teenager did not listen.

Once the tarantula was free, one of the girls felt it crawling at her legs and she screamed. Everyone looked at where the scream came from and saw the hairy spider then they started to scream as well. Needless to say, everything was in chaos. Laughing his ass off, Eddy noticed some of the jocks looking at him and gulped. He grabbed the other Ed's hands, trying to escape from all of the commotion. Unfortunately, Kevin caught them.

The black haired teenager heaved a sigh and stretched, bad idea, his body hurt worse than before. He grabbed his hat, put it on his nightstand, and weaved his hand through his hair. Edd smiled despite what happened that day. Summer vacation was starting the next day and he intended to spend it by reading books and maybe do an experiment here and there. Maybe go to the beach too with his friends. Edd got quite the summer packed with things to do.

"Well, at least it's the start of summer vacation." He smiled to himself.

Kevin flopped onto his bed, clearly tired because of the ruckus that happened that day. It was such a pain in the ass but he made it better by giving extra beatings to the shortest of Ed's. Nazz, his bestfriend, has a phobia of spiders and Eddy thought it was a good idea for his last prank as a junior to include a spider, not just any spider, but a huge-ass tarantula. The jock remembered the poor blonde-haired girl hyperventilating on the floor of the auditorium. Good thing the Kanker sisters are near her. Marie took it in her own hands to catch the tarantula, clearly not scared of the arachnid making its way onto Nazz's legs. Once in her hands, she threw it out the nearest window. Kevin laughed at the memory.

"Well at least it's the start of summer vacation." He smiled to himself.

Last day of school also meant parties. There was one in Kevin's friend Mark, who is his teammate in the baseball team, starting at 8 pm. Mark has his own place which is near the school and it was nice to hold parties there since people can party till the morning without the neighbor's calling cops on them for being loud.

Last day of the school parties also meant that everyone is invited, except the teachers and obviously, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who are in their houses, bodies hurting all over. Kevin grinned as he got ready for the party. The three Ed's had a knack for crushing parties and since what happened had happened that day, they can't come. Parties without the Ed's were so much fun.

Kevin glanced at the clock, which read 7:30 pm. Grabbing his jacket and fixing his cap on backwards, he began to walk to Mark's apartment. It is known that high school partied involves underage drinking so the red-head decided not to bring his motorcycle. He's almost at the place and he can hear the loud music blaring from the speakers of the party. Smirking, he walked to the entrance and knocked.

Almost instantly the door opened, revealing the already intoxicated host, Mark. He smiled and greeted Kevin, "Hey Kev!"

"Seriously dude, it's been just 10 minutes and you're already wasted?" He lightly punched Mark on the shoulder.

Mark laughed and replied, "It doesn't hurt to get riled up early y'know? Now get in and get your ass on my party floor." They both laugh as Kevin went in.

"You know where the shit are. Booze, Kitchen. Party, living room. Drugs are there with our buddy 'Andrew', the shit boy around the corner. I also locked the bedrooms just in case someone decided to have sex on my flat. But worry not, my bathroom is always open for that. Well, that's if they got there before someone decides to vomit on the toilet bowl." Mark explained as he dragged Kevin to the living room. "Also, your girl Nazz has been looking for you right there at the punch bowl with the not-scared-Kanker."

Kevin nodded and proceeded to where Nazz is. He squeezed himself through that mass of bodies on the 'dance floor' to get to the punch bowl corner. He saw Nazz laughing with Marie, both holding a cup, most probably contained booze. They saw Kevin approaching them and Nazz waved her hand. Kevin waved back, "Hey ladies."

"Hey Kevin, I was just thanking Marie for what happened today." She giggled softly at Marie, who in return smiled at her. They both bid goodbye to Marie and went to get some beer for Kevin.

Meanwhile at Edd's house.

Almost everyone in same old cul-de-sac is out except the Ed's, and the parents. Edd had just finished treating his bruises and cuts and was now admiring the quietness of the night while eating his dinner. He hummed happily to himself. Since the three friends are out of shape to join the party, Edd is really thankful that Eddy can't drag him out of the house and into the party. The smart teenager hates parties because of everything. The unorganized place, the smell of tobacco, the horny teenagers everywhere, and don't get him even started with the underage drinking.

His short friend had called him an hour ago to whine at how the people at the party are missing out because 'awesome' Eddy can't come.

"It is still your fault, Eddy. You shouldn't have caused a ruckus today. You even included the poor arachnid in your prank. It almost lost its precious life because of your idiocy."

"C'mon Double D, at least side me on this."

"Unfortunately I would side with Kevin with this one. Endangering living things, both humans and animals, are not things I would defend."

"Hmmph. Go side with your 'boyfriend' for all I care."

Edd felt his cheeks redden from how Eddy said the word. He immediately replied to his friend, "Eddy, he is not my boyfriend! Sure he has those beautiful emerald eyes… b-but that's not the point!"

"Haha, Shovelchin's your boyfriend." Edd could practically hear the smirk forming on Eddy's face.

He sighed. He knew he wouldn't win against his short friends. "Oh I'm sorry Eddy but I have to halt our conversation. It's almost 8 in the evening and I still haven't treated my wounds. See you tomorrow, maybe?"

"Yeah, yeah, see you D." and he hung up. Edd quickly finished his dinner and went to bed.

1:10 pm, Kevin was totally wasted like everyone else.

Nazz has already come home with Marie to do god knows what. Kevin is now dancing with some whore who he doesn't remember the name. He didn't care. His mind is flurry and all he can think about is how it would be fun to be doing this with the nerd next door. Yes, Kevin has a secret crush on Edd, who wouldn't be? The beanie-clad teen is really cute especially when shows his gap-toothed smile. He also wears his clothes like nothing he's ever seen. It was a simple shirt with a sweater vest and jeans but oh dear how those would hug his body in the right places. Images of the lad passed in his mind, every image getting sexier and sexier.

He shook his head to get out the sinful image from his mind. He stopped dancing with the girl and roughly pushed her aside. The girl glared at him before walking away. Kevin sighed and went to find Mark which he found passed out near the bathroom. "Wow dude, told you." He decided to do a little prank before going home, which consisted of a marker and Mark's face. He drew a penis on his friend's sleeping face and said, "There, I marked you. Pun definitely intended."

Kevin dragged himself home, almost falling at least 3 times. As he was drunk-walking, he saw an old lady dragging a big suitcase, walking really slowly in front of him on the pavement. Why the hell is she still out at this hour? Haha, maybe his son forgot to take her home or something. But seriously oldie, walk faster I am trying to get home too. Kevin thought harshly. He wanted to pass the lady but the big suitcase is preventing him from doing that. He also could walk on the road even if there are very few cars in it. He is really drunk, if he were to walk on the road what if some car decided to bump into him and he dies. He still wanted to make is big as a baseball star someday.

Almost 20 minutes had passed and he's still nowhere near home and what's more, the old lady in front of him. Kevin's patience is running thin and he's getting angrier and angrier every second that passed. "Fucking old lady..." He cursed under his breath.

Another 10 minutes had passed, Kevin is ready to explode. Old lady or not, this has gotten way too long. "Out of the way, oldie." He pushed passed the old lady, making her fall on the thorned bushes nearby. He didn't even glanced at the lady as it fell and proceeded to run home. "Fucking finally" he said as he arrived home. The red-head quietly opened the door and more quietly entered the house. He quickly went to his room and fell on his bed. All was well in his head as he passed out.

The old woman on the other hand, has her hand full or thorns as she tried to stand up. That day she was going to cul-de-sac as her grandson lives there. She decided to visit his grandson this summer since he was always alone. Her son and his wife were always out of town because of their jobs. The old woman was supposed to come early and surprise his grandson but she forgot to board the plane that will arrive early at Peach Creek and when she arrived it's already past evening and there are no more buses that run at that time.

After minutes of trying to stand up, she finally succeeded. Her head was filled with hate for the red-haired lad. "I will not forget this day boy, you had pushed the wrong 'oldie'." She said to herself as she continued walking.

Kevin was peacefully dreaming about Edd sometime in the night. He was in his room with Edd. The beanie-clad lad was under him squirming from his touches. His mouth is open as heavy breaths went out of it. The other was touching him in places he wouldn't thought he can touch and every trace of his hand on Edd's body makes the lad moan. Kevin looked deeply at Edd's black orbs and closed his eyes for a bit.

When he opened his eyes, the boy underneath him disappeared, his face showing that he was confused. He was still in his room, on his bed, but no Edd. He sat on his mattress, feet firmly planted on the ground and looked around. Suddenly, his feet felt really hot, like scalding hot. He looked at the floor before quickly jumping on his bed.

The floor had turned into lava. Soon fire is gathered all around the red-head, causing sweat to appear on his brow. Slowly, the lava made its way up on Kevin's bed, trapping the teen in the room full of fire. He can soon feel the lava, the hotness covering his whole body. Kevin screamed but his voice is not coming out of his mouth. He frantically closed his eyes and wished to every religion he knows that everything would just stop.

And everything did. He opened his eyes and saw himself in a meadow of flowers. In the middle of it was Edd, arms open, urging Kevin to run to him so he could hug him, and he did. Everything felt right.

Little did Kevin know, he was in a surprise not at all possible in the reality once he wakes up.

A/N: Wow. Longest I've written for a long time. Thank 'T' for making me defeat writer's block (for now). Oh well, I really hope you like it. Please favorite (if you like it) and review (idc if good or bad). I really like reviews. Makes every writer happy. I'll update this in 2 days I think? No, I promise. I promise will update this as soon as possible. I don't go back on my promiseeee. See you~

~Haruka