Disclaimer: I own the perverted fic but never the beyblade franchise that belongs to Aoki Takao and TV TOKYO
Doctors' office
Sitting uncomfortably Hilary looked at the Doctor in his middle age, having a bald spot, thick eye glass and seemingly perverted, he just could not stop staring at her breast. It's really getting on her nerves
"Mrs. Hiwatari I have some bad news" he said looking down
"Dr. Kiyosaki my face is right here not down there" Hilary reminded, she keep asking herself to why did they chose a lecherous old man like Dr. Kiyosaki?
"oh I'm sorry " The good doctor looked up meeting her with eye level "Mrs. Hiwatari I have some bad news" he repeated
Hilary covered her mouth with her hands and gasped "What is it doctor?"
"It's your husband"
"What about my husband?" she ask worriedly
"I believe the accident gave him an injury caused by the rupture of the tunica albuginea, which envelops the corpus cavernosum penis"
Hilary looked at him blankly "what?"
"I said he has developed an erectile dysfunction from an accident caused by blunt trauma" he said simply
"could you please repeat that?" she was in denial, Kai couldn't possibly have problems down there. There was no way, there had been 'accidents' before how could it be different from this time?
"Surgery won't save his penis Mrs. Hiwatari and we also cut it off before the infection can spread through his body. You might as well endure having a sexless married life but just in case" he opened his cabinet drawer and gave Hilary long rubber object "you can use this vibrating dildo to satisfy your every whims"
The doctor then winked at her "I'm also available"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hilary scream could be heard from the hallways of the Hospital
Hilary woke up in cold sweat and panted heavily. She sat up and calmed down it was only a bad dream but just to make sure that she's still not dreaming she decides to check up on her husband's'….
"Hilary what's wrong?" came Kai's groggy voice his head still heavy from sleep
'damn so close' Hilary thought, she was so close reaching to his boxers and take them off and check if his penis is still attached
"nothing" she said
Concerned Kai eyes were open and propped an elbow looking at her "then what's with the screaming?"
"oh you heard it"
"hn" her scream was in fact loud
Hilary then lunged at her husband giving him a tight hug causing him to fall back to bed "oh Kai it was terrible, I don't know how to explain it to you but it has something to do with your penis!" she admitted
Kai sweatdropped "what's wrong with my penis?" he asked, she never had any complaints about it and even proclaim it her second favorite part of his body the first one was his face. What could be her problem?
She buried her head on his chest "in my dreams you had an incurable erectile dysfunction and I was very devastated I wanted to kill Dr. Kiyosaki"
"Hilary it's just a dream it won't happen in real life and who the hell is Dr. Kiyosaki?"
sometimes Kai wondered why Hilary got these weird dreams like the time she dreamed their daughter turned into a mermaid but as it turns out she wanted a mermaid costume for Halloween and the time she dreamed about Gou being chased by a giant bird as Kai interpreted that day it was when Dranzer hasn't accepted Gou as his new owner. Kai thought that maybe Hilary's dream might come true and he might not able to have sex with his wife, FOREVER!
'pfft… like that would happen' he thought, he decided to brush it aside and assumes that Hilary's dreams were just coincidence
"the whole thing is just so bizarre I can't sleep" she said as she use Kai's chest as a pillow. Kai on the other hand has other ideas, he change their position so that he was on top
"I can fix that" Kai huskily said his hand rubbing her thigh suggestively. Hilary gets the idea and gently pushes him away
"but Kai we can't do that right now"
Kai was surprise, usually Hilary would automatically accept Kai's advances which was rare because it was Hilary that always initiates sex. Thinking up a reason he thought of an answer
"is it that time of the month?" Kai asked
"no"
"do you feel self conscious and embarrassed to let me see your body? Because I don't think your fat"
"what? no that's not it at all!"
"am I no longer turning you on?"
"that's definitely not it Kai"
"Tyson?"
"Okay now that's just silly Kai, where did you get that idea?" she said seemingly annoyed
He sighed thinking her dream might have something to do with it. He figured its best not to push his luck "never mind then"
Feeling Kai was pushing himself away from her and felt guilty that she might hurt his feelings. She pulls him closer and kisses him surprising Kai with her action. At first it was light, their lips merely touching each other until it became intimate, a few minutes later it became hot with passion, their hands roaming and groping at their sensitive areas. Kai slowly pulling her underwear down while his other hand caress her breast after that he trailed kisses down to her neck, chest and breast. While Kai was occupied fondling and sucking her breast, Hilary's knee was teasingly rubbing his erection through the fabric of his boxers while her free hand slowly pulling it down…
"MOM! DAD! I GOT A NIGHTMARE!"
their daughter burst in the room ruining the moment
Surprised, Hilary knee that was massaging Kai's penis jerked up causing it to crush Kai's still erect penis. Kai fell down the bed holding his injured lower region in pain.
Hilary gasped "oh dear"
Realizing what she did, she quickly phones the family doctor.
Hours later…
In situations like this Kai would never get angry at his daughter as he lay on his bed watching his daughter crying and fervently apologizing to him until she fell asleep on the other side of the bed. Their enthusiastic family doctor named Hideki smiled at them brightly "after looking at the problem I got good news and bad news! The good news is his injury is just a minor case and there is nothing to worry about" he said as he patted the ice pack that was lying on his patients' injured crotch area, Kai twitch in irritation.
Hilary was relieved "and what's the bad news doctor?"
"No sex for a month!" the good doctor declared. Hilary gaped at the doctor while Kai just shrugs
"Hn. That's not a problem"
doctor Hideki put a hand on his chin and nodded with his eyes closed "good, good, I'm glad to hear it because if you do have sex or masturbate you will ejaculate blood and that's a bad sign" He looks at Hilary "remember, no sex for one whole month. For safety reasons of course!" he said all because doctor Hideki is the only one who knows Kai and Hilary's active sex life but most importantly Kai married Hilary, a sex addict who became one after the honeymoon.
~a few days later~
Hilary was talking to Mariah inside the Kons' newly established restaurant in Japan both where eating dumpling made by the cook herself while her husband was with Tyson along with Max and Kenny, they felt a need to bother the new chairman of BBA
"and that's how it all happened…." Said Hilary, after explaining to Mariah how one night of pleasure turned into a disaster.
"Mariah I need your help. I must not think about sex for a month" she pleaded
Usually when Hilary has problems (sexually) she wants a friend to confide her with her problems, it was usually her mom, awkwardly she also went to Kai's mom who have less involvement of her son's life and the most unfortunate of them all, Tyson.
Flashbacks
Part 1. Hilary with her mom discussing her personal problems
"Mom I need some advice on how me and Kai can have longer sex"
"You both should eat food that is high on aphrodisiac or something better… like, VIAGRA!" her mom said proudly she always help her daughter and sometimes her son-in-law Kai (secretly) when it comes to marriage and sex
Hilary gave her mom a thumbs up "Thanks mom, you're advice are always the best!"
"Now get out there and make me proud my daughter" she said and wave Hilary goodbye. Her husband however has a problem whenever Hilary and his wife have this kind of discussion
"I feel very uncomfortable when the two of you discuss things like that in front of me" he stared at the album containing baby pictures of Hilary a time when she was pure and innocent.
"we used to watch Sesame Street together" he sniffled his wife patted him at the back
Part 2. Hilary with her mother-in-law discussing her personal problems
They sat quietly at the porch area drinking tea. Hilary felt awkward to be with Kai's mother. She was well refined, poised, intellectual and elegant but her only problem was…
"So how's my son doing with the family business? He rarely talks to his mother anymore" she sadly said. Kais' parents weren't exactly the average family type where they were suppose to give him physical and emotional love like any normal parent should give and this resulted to Kais' behavior when he was growing up. Their neglect even resulted to Voltaire taking Kai to Russia in order to make him the ultimate beyblading warrior but ended up having a temporary amnesia during the black dranzer incident and was sent back to Japan and met Tyson a few years later
"Have you tried to bond with him to make up with lost time?" Hilary suggested
She gave Hilary a confuse look "How exactly am I going to do that?"
"oh dear"
Instead of Hilary discussing her problems it ended up helping Kais' parents reconnecting with their son
Part 3. Hilary with Tyson discussing her personal problems
Hilary usually hangout with Tyson when their spouse are away or was too busy and both friends act almost like a brother and sister when they are together but sometime Hilary would ask a personal question which irks Tyson
"back when we were teenagers I always notice Kai has this uncontrollable erection and he still get this today… Tyson do you think he's attracted to other women?"
Tyson choked on his soda and looks at her in disbelief "I can't believe you just ask me that!"
Hilary remains unaffected "what? Don't guys get uncontrollable erections? What about you Tyson?"
Tyson starts to back away from her "that's too personal Hilary!"
"oh your no fun"
Mariah being a good friend helps Hilary how to deal with her problems "Hilary in order for to stop thinking about sex is to do some fun activities"
"Like what?"
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To be continued….
Y'know this was suppose to be a one shot but then several perverted ideas suddenly came in and I decided to have fun with it and make new exciting chapters which I realized it needed a lot of work
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