I'm A Wild Flying Pig!

by highway67

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the intellectual property of Rocko's Modern Life or The Kids in The Hall.

[Scene starts with Filburt at the front of a bank-machine lineup talking to a senior right behind him.]

Filburt: [pointing at bank-machine] Isn't this great? [lifts hand in which he's holding several envelopes] I mean a week's worth of banking all at once? [man looks at Filburt] Now all I have to do is find that bankcard. [starts looking for card] Oh fish sticks.

All people in lineup except Filburt: Oh!

Heffer: [to Rocko who is touching his own forehead] Look, that pain is throbbing in your forehead again. Would you just relax?

Rocko: Uh... [drops his hand] huh... It's my fault. I'm a line loser. I always get in the slow line and if I change lines then that line becomes the slow line.

Heffer: [nodding] No it's not you. It's the law of lines.

Rocko: What?

Heffer: The law of lines. You see, waiting like matter can neither be created nor destroyed.

Filburt: [lifts up hand in which he's holding some stamps and a mint] Hey! Look. Stamps from Belgium. And a peppermint. Lucky me. [pops mint into mouth]

Rocko: [touches his forehead whining] No...

Heffer: [to Rocko] Would you relax?

Wild Pig: Oink oink. [all people in lineup look up except Rocko who looks around]

Heffer: [smiling] Hey everybody, look! [points up] It's the wild flying pig!

[Rocko looks up]

Bruce: [flying towards the lineup] I'M A WILD FLYING PIG! [stops in the air and waves] Hello everybody! Wheeeeeee!

Everyone in lineup except Rocko: [smiling and waving] Hello wild flying pig!

Rocko: [to Heffer] Who?

Heffer: The wild flying pig. He entertains people at bank machines and other of life's many lineups.

Wild Pig: Wow. What a lineup. But don't worry about it. Look at me. Hey, hey, hey. [all in lineup laugh] Hee, hee, hee.

[Filburt is holding the man behind him by the shoulder. They're both laughing. Wild Pig rolls over in the air. People in lineup laugh.]

Wild Pig: Wow. I see the line is thinning out a bit. I guess my work is done here. [waving] Buh-bye!

All except Rocko [he is only waving]: [waving] Bye wild flying pig!

[Wild Pig turns around and flies away from the lineup]

This is the start of a series of Kids in The Hall sketches with characters from Rocko's Modern Life playing the characters. I assure you, some of the future sketches will have some sort of RML twist. If you have any ideas, please review or message me!