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Jack stumbled downstairs to find the caldron bubling.

"Oooh dinner!" he exclaimed

"er… no…"

Ignoring the warming, he came and tasted it

OMG" he Screamed "That tasteds bloody horrible!"

"told you" said swan'light emerald twilight, or swannie as her friends call her.

She was wearing a silken baby blue dress which ended in delicate lace around the hem, draping around her sexy ankles

"Why are yu wearing that?" jack horrified

"ha ha ha" said swannie, ripping it off to show a pirate shirt with AC\DC written on it (because swannie loves ACDC cos she rocks!) and black leggings which showed off her legs

"I like the beatles better" said jack, taking off his caot and showing a beatles shirt. "but you do look pretty in a dress. What is this anyway?"

"It's my homework because I am an exchange student from Hogwarts but I still have to do magic homework and we're going to tia dalma now because she knows a lot about magic because she larend it.

"Jack took a drink of rum and went back up the stairs and swannie Finished her potion. He was down again in two seconds.

"We're there"

Swannie gave a woop and took some potion to show tia dalma.