AN: I really don't know. :l Hope you enjoy I guess, fuck. This is me procrastinating when I have three ongoing fanfics. Bad me. huhuuhuhuh. Sorry if it's bad, I just wrote it to try to get me in the mood to write more and be productive :)

Disclaimer: I don't own these dorky boys.

Not His Fault

"Gods, this place, it's so pretty. The lights, the people, the everything." Percy turned to his boyfriend with a smile, "How do I look?"

"...You kind of look like a slut."

". . .Excuse me, Di Angelo?"

"You heard me, Jackson."

"Hearing, working on believing."

"Look in the mirror, then. Seeing is believing, isn't it?"

"Look in the mirror, too then. You'll see a jackass."

"Just, what were you thinking?"

"What. What is wrong with you today?"

"…Why are you wearing.. THAT."

".. This?"

"Yes, this. " Nico muttered, his hand gesturing to Percy's admittedly slutty and leather-bound outfit.

"…Uhh…." The hero of Olympus blinked. "I guess, I like how it makes me look good? I don't think it's too slutty anyway. I mean, they're just leather pants and a—"

Nico frowned, "You look good without it."

"Better without it? Is…Is it really that bad?Do I look fat" Percy asked, looking down at the get-up with a worried look.

"What! No! You don't look fat, I…" Nico blushed and looked away, "I-I guess… that, uh, you kind of do look hotter, and sexier—yeah. But, uh. I just don't want people looking at you. Because…you're my boyfriend, you know."

"…Oh."

Nico blushed an even darker scarlet, and shoved his hands into the pockets of his leather jacket.

"Yeah." Nico muttered, I'm such an idiot. Oh my fuck…

Percy glanced incredulously at the son of Hades for a moment before giggling and latching himself onto the arm of the embarrassed demigod.

"You could have just said that, but," he grinned,"Gods, I love you, you're such a dork." Percy cooed as Nico pouted and his cheeks flamed.

And well, Nico was just about ready to die from embarrassment and he had to admit, from how hot his boyfriend looked in all that leather. Because it really wasn't his fault that his boyfriend was a spanking hot, sexy, cute, adorable and perfect war hero who just happened to be his and love him.

Totally not his fault.