Summary: 9 superstars and 3 divas are forced to go camping together after they are told they can't get along. After they get lost, will they be able to get home? Or will they end up killing eachother in the process? Pairings: JohnxMaria JeffxCandice, featuring, Mickie, Jericho, Matt, Rated RKO, DX, Santino Marella"Camping??" Chris asked for the 3rd time." Yes Chris.....Camping" Mike Adamle sighed "Why????" Matt Hardy asked wining."Aren't you from North Carolina?" Adam Copeland asked while staring at himself in the mirror"Maybe........WHY?" Jeff asked"So you guys are rednecks right? Your used to sleeping outdoors" Randy Orton laughed his deep eerie laugh."You two are idiots!!" Candice said and kicked Randy in the nuts."OOO BURN" DX said in unison and gave eachother a highfive. "Nice one Candy" Maria said as John Cena put his arm around her." Why are you encouraging this violence?" Adam asked "Because you two are asses" Maria said with a smirk. "Want to see how it feels?""NO!!! NO I am alright" Adam said defensively"OHH SWEET LORD THAT HURTS" Randy said while it fetal position on the floor."So like what time is the limo coming?" Mickie James asked while filing her nails."No limo.....you will be taking a twelve passenger van" Mike said."EWWWW...Thats what Maria sleeps in" Mickie cried."Okay your asking for it" Maria got up but John restrianed her."Dont worry Babe" He said giving her a kiss."I am not going camping in a twelve passenger van" Chris said crossing his arms." Why Not Chrissy? Not big enough for your ego?" Shawn Michaels said in a sing song voice."CHRISSY?" Chris said"Well you act like a girl on her period" Hunter laughed/"NO!" "YES!""NO!""YES!" "This is why you need to go camping together!!!" Mike said holding Hunter and Chris apart."Oh I believe we are missing someone" Mike said checking his clipboard. "Is it Lance? I know Chris would like that" John then the door opened and Santino Marella walked in."Oh God" Maria groaned"Hello Everybody" Santino said giving Maria a wink"Eww" Maria said scrunching her nose."Santino will be going as well" Mike said."NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Jeff yelled/" Oh quit wining Druggy" Mickie said."Thats it!!!" Maria and Candice shrieked and went chasing Mickie around the arena."OWWWW I broke a nail!!!!" Mickie whined."This should be fun....." Matt said under his breath.Chapter one is complete!! What do you think? R&R Please be nice