Intro
Hey there, it's "The Wolf" again, and have I got a treat for you! This fan fiction takes the characters
from all the sonic worlds and throws them all into one. Everyone has a mission, and that mission
is… to have as much fun as possible! Everybody only cares about having adventures and looking for
fun (and trouble)! Nobody has responsibilities, there's no wars or death, just crazy wackiness! This is my comedy answer to my stories, which are usually dark and dramatic. Join Sonic, his best friends, (and every eligible girl) as they discover just how far they can go. Witty and sarcastic dialogue abounds. We've got fighting tournament, treasure hunts, extreme sports, travel, chases, explosions, a flood of sake and beer, even some T&A. Spoofs? I spoof everything! Noir films, romantic comedies, sci-fi, survival flicks, everything! To describe it in a nutshell think of a cross between the EXCEL SAGA anime and the LUPIN III manga, but with furries! Watch for cameos by famous furries like the Samurai pizza cats and non-furries like the Dirty Pair!
While there's plenty of fan service and innuendo, this is not a porno fanfic. It's more like the public bath scenes in RANMA ½. There is also occasional language and possible violence (?) so I'm giving it an 'M' rating to stay safe and keep my options open. While cross-over characters have cameos, at its base this is a STH story only and will be listed as such.
Chjapter updates are sporatic at best, as I have many other projects that I'm working on
This story will consist of chapters that will be for the most part independent and can be read out of order. The only predictable thing about this story is that it will always be unpredictable! Sonic and his friends' adventures will be set in the worlds of the original games, i.e. South island, the Floating Island, ect. Its main premise is travel and adventure. Sonic is always cocky, but now so is the rest of the cast. Characters who had heavy responsibilities (like Princess Sally running a country or Knuckles guarding the Master emerald) will act like normal irresponsible teenagers. Speaking of which, here's our cast lineup and their personality for these stories:
Our Cast
The Guys;
Sonic: likes running, acts cocky. Likes to think he's the leader. Known to date 6+ girls at once. What else is new.
Knuckles: more brawns than brains, Knux used 12 ½ gallons of super-duper glue on the master emerald to keep it from ever being stolen again. He can now treasure hunt at his leisure.
Tails: Sonic's sidekick. A genius who makes wacky invention that usually backfire with hilarious results. Likes to pretend that the 'Tornado' is actually his biplane and not Sonics'.
Bean: Bomb-boy sticks with bark and does enough talking for both of them. Not on the side of evil and known to hang with Sonic's crew. Never seen without his trademark ascot. Likes bombs, explosives, and TNT.
Bark: Strong and silent (mostly). Likes wrestling and mountain climbing. Known to race cars.
Vector: Our hapless detective and leader of the chaotix. Loves money. Hates bills. Oftentimes takes jobs without finding out the details, much to the charringe of his colleagues.
Espio: The stealth member of the team, Espio is a highly disciplined ninja. Can disappear on cue.
Vector usually takes advantage of his skills.
Charmy: goofy, usually spouts nonsense, and always nauseatingly happy.
Mighty: Ray's best (and only) friend. Tough and super strong.
Ray: Mighty's traveling companion. Somewhat annoying to the point that only mighty can stand him.
Shadow: The ultimate guy. Ultimately. Not moody, just a loner.
The eye candy—I mean girls.
Sally: Sonic's main squeeze. She left the kingdom to her brother because "Running a kingdom is
boooring."(direct quote, Mobius Free Press).gets drunk easily and often, has been known to get high on weed. Irresponsible and totally the opposite of her normal personality.
Bunnie: Sassy, sexy, southern. Likes to tinker with her metal appendages and explore the world.
Mina: sings every word she says. Always waaaay too happy
Fiona: adventurous, treasure hunter, loves money.
Rouge: Spy and treasure hunter (sense a theme here?)
Nicole. Computer. Provides info to the cast. Also has a large amount of porn she claims is for 'research'. It boggles the mind.
Julie-su: Lara's mom. They're usually seen together; sometimes as Tag team wrestlers. residents of the floating island.
Lara-su: Julie's daughter-from-the-future. Why is she here? Because she is, that's why! Does her presence mess with the space-time paradox? Maybe, but nobody cares! Also lives on the floating island.
Lien-da: constantly on the run from the cops since her favorite pastime is shoplifting. Julie's sister, and not surprisingly also a residence of the floating island. Not evil, just neutral.
Blaze: serious with a fiery temper. Often the voice of reason.
Amy 'Rosy the Rascal' Rose: Switches between the calmer Amy we know and a crazed stalker. Pulls an endless supply of hammers out of thin air.
Hershey cat: Constantly losing clothes at random. Also unmarried. Need I say more.
Tikal: Lives on the floating island with a tentacle monster. Also runs a hot springs.
The Baddies
Eggman: a scientific genius with an I.Q. of over 300 (yada yada yada you've heard this before).continually trying to build a theme park based on himself. Our heroes keep fouling up his plans, so he created the Metals, a series of robotic doppelgangers. To aid them he's got his E-series, which don't seem to work for more than 5 minutes without breaking.
Nack: Bounty Hunter. Thief. Gun for hire. Never without his dual Bren Ten pistols. Also uses a Dragunov sniper rifle. Will take any job for the right price.
Nic weasel: always arguing with her brother because they seem to always get hired for the same jobs.
People you won't see unless it's to drop them off a cliff!
Cream & Cheese: annoying loli-con and her blue pest, er, pet.
Vanilla: the loli's mother who smiled so much her face froze.
Big & froggy : a fat idiot whose pet keeps escaping because he cant stand his moronic owner.
Any parents or responsible adults.
Characters you might see
Rob-o the Hedge
Silver Hedgehog
Dulcy Dragon
Ash the Mongoose
Monkey Khan
Reference info.
Money: The unit of money is the Mobium. 100 M's = $1.00 American.
Tech you'll see: Hover cars and regular cars
Supercomputers
Mobile phones
Tech you won't see: laser guns
Warping
I-pads
Locals: South Island – Sub tropical, large rural areas
- population 0.9 million
- average diameter 200 miles
- main city: Starlight (pop 700,000)
- largest zone: Green hill (pop 150,000)
Westside Island - resort island, tropical
- population 1.1 million
- average diameter 75 miles
- main city: Metropolis (pop 900,000)
- largest zone: Hill Top (pop 75,000)
The Floating Island - reclusive, climates vary from deserts to tundra.
- population 15 million
- average diameter 100 miles
- main city: Echidnaopolis (pop 14,000,000)
- largest zone: Desert zone (pop 15,000)
The Mainland - Acorn Kingdom
- Main city: Mobotropolis (pop 12,000,000)
- Kingdom of Mercia
- Main city ? (pop 100,000)
- Republic of Station Square
- Main city: Station Square (pop 25,000,000)
- The Dragon Kingdom
Main city: Chun-nan
Other - Never Lake
- The Miracle Planet
Now that you know the premise, cast, and locations, click to the next chapter and start reading this story!