DOOM: The Fresh Prince of Space

by John Stalvern

When John Stalvern ended up on Mars, he had no idea of what he was about to face. He's a song that details his story about how his life got flipped, turned upside down.

Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to you to take a minute to listen to me

And I'll tell you how I become Johh the zombie

In the UAC base born and raised

On the spaceships is where I spend almost 6000 days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

And all shootin' walls outside of the school

When my dad told me I would be kill by demons

But now I got oldered and no longer believe him

I got in one little fight and my mom got white faced

And said, "You're movin' in with your demons and zombies in space."

I whistled for a plasma rifle and when it turned on

The radio crackered, said joson "you must fight the demon!"

If anything the cyberdemon could say "I will shoot at him"

But then the ceiling fell and we could not able to kill with the lights dim

I pulled up to the base around tweleve or one

And the radio yelled "No, John. You are the demon."

I looked at my radio and slowed my pace

Then stopped to sit on my throne as the prince of space.