Author's Note: 'Allo folks majjy here with a placeholder fic while I try to get inspiration on my other 2 fics (oh flak im bad at this) plz note that this is my first SSB fic and I SUCK at keeping up with fics, and i've never played MGS so im none to sure on Snake's (and other MG characters) personality tho im trying to get as little OOCness and as little realistic swaering as possible ('cept maybe from MG characters sometimes) tho some OOCness in the areas of Dr. Mario, Link, Zelda and Toon Link are seen in the fic (Link and Zelda are married, TL is their son, the Doc and a newcomer are the 3rd and 4th Mario Bros and Zelda and Sheik are 2 interchangeable souls in the same body.) so without further adoo (I dunno how the flak u spell that).

Disclaimer: I own none of the following except the new tourney's name, Master and this design of the Smash Mansion.

Chapter 1: A New Tourney and the 3rd Party From Hell (Literally).

Master's POV

I am an observer (though with these fools more of a zookeeper), I am Master. I am not entirely "organic" or "human", I am a machine a "cyborg" if you will, while I do not know where exactly I come from I know that I am an offworlder who was discovered by a man named Saturo Iwata and eventually I was assigned to watch over other offworlders known as "Smashers", The curator Masahiro Sakurai has informed me to inform the Smashers of a new tournament "Super Smash Brothers Showdown". Sakurai-san has only informed me of a few new Smashers and one is not Nintendo but horribly terrifying, even to me the most powerful warrior in this ever expanding mansion, I have been informed to keep him and the angel Pit away from eachother as much as possible. He is a God, a demon from Hell. I must leave you now, to gather the Smashers.

Normal POV

The Smash Mansion. A very fancy place to live though filled to the brim with 38 (43 if you count technicalities and their self described "Observer") warriors that can only be described as... odd, many of them are not humans. Most of them hold power only thinkable in your wildest imaginations. In the highest hallway a figure walks slowly towards the center, The Observer of The Smashers, as he is called.

A sleek robot, a head with a crown-like top streaking to the sides in a V like a a fighter jet sporting a red trim. Twin yellow eyes. a silver mouth, chin and nose all in one piece with a jagged line that looks like a pointed set of teeth. a robe-like form covering most of his body from sight portruding from his back with another red line around the collar, going down the from the collar and trimming the bottom, with black feet with another red line circling the rim of them from toe to heel. His entire body, other then his face and the red lines, is pitch black, atleast from this view.

Master

Master passed by the foyer and sighed at the sight inside.

"Kirby you can't eat this it'll explode in your stomach!"

A man with a rugged beard and a sneaking suit completely sorrounded in a utility belt laced with pockets filled with who knows what hissed at a small pink blob with nubs for arms and large red feet under him with no legs.

Snake Kirby

The two were fighting over a bazooka missile, Snake with his hands and Kirby with his mouth like a dog, "POYOOOOO" Kirby muffled in protest trying to get the missile back.

"Smashers!", Master shouted to the two snapping them to attention, "meeting in 10- no wait... 30 minutes." Master told them bluntly.

"K we'll be there." Snake assured him, Kirby quickly noticed Snake wasn't paying attention and quickly sucked up Snake and the missile. "GAH flakin' jerk!" Snake muffled inside Kirby's stomach as the infant star warrior waddled akwardly towards The Meeting Hall, his stomach exploding halfway there "pyooooo" Kirby moaned in pain.

"Told ya moron!"

Master sighed once more "Definitly a zookeeper," he moaned in his head as he walked towards the front yard.

Author's Note: What'cha think so far and incase ur wondering Master's design is based partly off of the Master Gundam witch can be seen here: www. alteredstatesmag. com/mar2002/graphics/gundam/thMastermodel. jpg

and here:

www. mech-a. com/shop/images/masterMG. jpg Remove the spaces to view them.

Note that master is only PARTLY based off of Master Gundam the inside of his shell is in the next chappie and don't worry the next one will be much longer this is just the intro chappie. And also if you can guess who the God demon is E-mail me if u can guess characters u can decide on a stage or character but if I can he/she may or may not be a Smasher I might not be able to work with him/her. I'll give you a hint: he is from the company Blizzard. And the Smasher guessing game is first-come-first-serve.