I wrote this from an idea my best friend in real life Jordan gave me.According to my friend Sarah it's retarded and funny.So enjoy!And I would like you to know that I don't want any complaining about the different colored smurfs :P
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Jordan walked down the street with a few friends.She was a black smurf.Smurfs are small two feet mythical creatures.All of them are bent on world domination of the human race.Jordan, though, wanted more than that.She wanted to rule the smurf race, too!Her friends would help her.She had Jennifer who was a green smurf and Michael who is also a green smurf.Sarah was a white smurf, though.She was white because sometime in her life she fell inside of a big thing of bleach.There was also the blue smurf named Isaac.He always thought he was a hippo, though...Everybody suspects he was dropped on his head at birth, but he has yet to give a straight answer to the question.It is still a mystery.Jordan wanted to be the ruler of the smurf world because everyone underestimated her because she was only one foot tall.They say that she is weak.She is actually stronger than most of the smurfs in the town.She is tought, too.She wouldn't allow anybody to mess with her friends either.
"Jordan.Are you ready to try our plan now?We have everything ready," Jennifer said and flashed her an evil grin.
"Of course!No one shoulder underestimate the short peoples!"Jordan said and punched the air."Ok, everyone is in place and they are awaiting our orders.Today is the day!"Jennifer said."Get to your position and give the signal,"Jordan said and walked to where she was needed.
"We're ready here, Jordan," Michael said as he got ready to open a huge cage.He was with another smurf.Then they got Jennifer's signal and opened teh cage.They all stood out of the way of what emerged.Then millions of monkeys ran out of the huge cage and towards the city.Jordan and Michael each jumped on a monkey and rode into town.The rode and looked at all of the destruction being caused.They rode to the castle.They got to the throne room to see Jennifer who waved at them and they got off by her.Jennifer looked over in the direction where several monkeys were crowded in the corner.They walked over and the monkeys moved out of the way so Jordan could go to the king who was huddled in the corner.Jordan watched as the monkeys surrounded them again to prevent his escape.She grinned at him.
"W-What do you want?"the king asked in a squeaky high pitched voice."I want to rule of course,"she replied."But I love bing king!"he whined."Aww did I hurt your ego?"she asked in a cute voice.The king nodded.She put on a sad face and said,"This is me when I care,"and she pulled her face into a serious one."Hand over the deed to the kingdom and sign this contract,"she said menacingly(sp?) and held up a paper with a pen.The king hesitated."Or the monkeys will eat you,"she said.He took no time to grab the paper and sign it and then hand it over with the deed."Good, now go,"she ordered.He ran away out of the room.Everyone left and Jordan sat in her new throne.She laughed evilly."I'm finally ruler, Frank!"Jordan exclaimed to her pet turtle.She then laughed when she saw Isaac in a hippo costume whistling Do You Know the Muffin Man?
Jordan woke up and saw her usual human body,"Oh man!"She opened her eyes wide as Kaleb ran while screaming as monkeys chased him.Jordan started laughing.
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Well hope you liked this if you review and ask I have millions of green smurf plots to take over the human race!No I am crazy