-Chapter 1-

Karin: konnichiwa minna^^ Before starting the show I wanna warn you that this show is a bit strange, so please forgive us *bow*

Acchan: a bit strange, isn't it? But I will not be the strange one :D * get smacked*

Karin: *ignores acchan* so here's the disclaimer: both of us do not own the characters and anime in this show. If I do, I would make Teito as my boyfriend and make Echo as my little sister, ok on with the show! (̪┌┐̪) I'am karin!^^

Acchan: ...is it start? Then, I'm Acchan! Do I have to tell myself more detail?

Karin: you don't have to Acchan-_- so... Our characters are *jenjenjengjengjeng*

Acchan: Hakuren-kuuuun! *hug him(?)*

Hakuren: Σ( °┌┐°") M-Me?

Acchan: yokatta! Finally, I can hug one of my boyfriend

Hakuren: one of your boyfriend-_-?

Karin: Acchan! Don't be lost in your thought

Teito: yeah, spare my friend! Karin: Teito-kun! *hug teito*

Acchan: Hakuren-kun is the most charming you know-_-

Hakuren: *pointed Acchan* someone who admires me~ Oi Teito, want some lessons to be charming? #plak

Karin: noo! Teito-kun is the most charming one! *tongue out*

Echo: you guys are really strange..

Teito: explain to me what's happening-_-

Hakuren: I guess they're shoutin' bout us? And who are you? Expressionless girl?

Echo: who are you calling Expressionless? *glares at hakuren*

Hakuren: well, you have no expression, don't you?

Oz: her name isn't expressionless! She is Echo^^!

Hakuren: I know that her name is Echo but she doesn't have any expression

Echo: nope, I do have expressions..

Karin: no serious fights(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ

Acchan: what? You wanna fight? «This girl loves fights

Karin: Acchan! (ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ you troublemaker!

Acchan: did you just say that I AM a troublemaker?

Echo: hey Oz, do you think they are going to fight?

Oz: I dunno Echo-chan^^

Echo: Echo.. Just Echo..

Alice: hoo, it will be fun *evil smile*

Frau: yeah, let's watch~ *turn on lighter*

Labrador: that's not good of course^^ one of them can get injured, let's stop them^^

Castor: That's right^^ *evil smile*

(Suddenly castor's dolls came and smacked Karin and Acchan)

Karin: wah!(╥﹏╥) spare me Castor-sama

Acchan: what? You wanna piece of me? *struggling*

Karin: Acchan baka! He will illiminate us!

Alice & Frau: *enjoying what happen*

Acchan: *sigh* okay fine! I'm done fighting with you-_-! Now, Castor-san, would you spare us?

Alice: *eat pocky* why does Castor has to do that? Not fun

Frau: right, he is too obsessive with his dolls, dolls freak.. *suddenly get smacked by Castor*

Hakuren: oh Bishop Frau, it must be painful..

Lance: yeah, you should watch what you said Frau

Hakuren: ah, Bishop Lance..

Karin: ohh... So the characters who are joining us today are the characters in 07-GHOST and Pandora Hearts

Acchan: lots of blondie ~(^▿^)~

Alice: then, this girl is a blondie freak *pointed at Acchan*

Acchan: *glare* freak-_-?

Karin: you're right Alice, she's a blondie lover^^

Echo: so which blondie do you like the most?-_-

Hakuren: me of course *wave his hair*

Lance: remember that you're not the only beautifull blondie *also waved his hair*

Oz: eto... Am I also included?

Gilbert: well, you are a blondie-_-

Acchan: *stares at all blondie boys* aah...lots of blondie... I love Hakuren.. Oz also.. And Konatsu, Frau also.. Lance I love your curly hair.. And.. *get smacked by Hakuren* why did you hit me-_-?

Hakuren: you mentioned too much! Choose one!

Acchan: that's hard -3-

Hakuren: *smacked her again*

Karin: Really, I agree with Hakuren, choose one Acchan-_-

Kuroyuri: what an idiotic group of people

Haruse: you are right, kuroyuri-sama

Karin: ooh... It's the Black Hawks!

Teito: yo-you like the black hawks?

Karin: they're cool! But not to worry, I like you much more Teito-kun

Teito: I didn't ask for your last comment at me-_-

Acchan: aargh... It's so hard to choose one of them. Daemo, I do more like Hakuren...

Hakuren: hontou nii?

Acchan: also Oz, Konatsu... Frau...and.. *get smacked #again*

Labrador: How bout me^^?

Acchan: I also like you~

Oz: but he's not even blond

Ayanami: *suddenly comes* you're so brave to like one of the black hawks

Acchan: but I don't like you-_-

Ayanami: *ignores her*

Karin: Acchan, you have to pick one!

Konatsu: why am I included on the list?

Karin: silly-_- cause you are blomdie of course

Ayanami: she only like blondie?

Karin: wah! Ayanami-sama!

Kuroyuri: how dare you call out to Ayanami-sama! You're not even in the black hawks!

Karin: well... Sorry about that-3-

Acchan: argh...I still have to choose one?

Break: how bout me? Am I blonde?

Alice: *throw a mirror* you're not even blonde, clown!

Gilbert: it must be hurt, stupid rabbit!

Alice: oh shut up, seaweed-head! Not your problem!

Acchan: *still thinks*

Oz: do you think, she'll choose me?

Alice: if yes, I won't let you go *evil sight*

Karin: *shivers* Alice-chan is scary-_-

Echo: I agree..

Alice: Oi! Karin! Who allowed you to call me Alice-CHAN?

Karin: I can call you whatever name I have in my mind, Alice-tan-_-

Alice: Alice! Just Alice!

Gilbert: you're so noisy, stupid rabbit!

Alice: the one who so noisy is you, seaweed-head!

Ayanami: heh? I think that girl isn't that scary..

Frau: you're right, Castor is scarier than that

(Castor cames from behind and put his feet on Frau's head)

Castor: I assume you're having in mocking me, hmm...?^^

Frau: egh...uh..Sorry

Labrador: Frau, you have to stop mocking him^^

Frau: I prefer read those porn magazines than mocking hi- *Castor smacked him*

Ayanami: hoo.. There's also Zehel and Feist

Rinka: *suddenly comes* Bishop! Did you see Mikage-niichan?

Labrador: eh? Rinka-chan?

Rinka: yeah I'm Rinka^^ did you see Mikage-niichan?

Mikage: oi Rinka! You ran away when I was buying the fruits, did you?

Acchan: I wonder where the fruit stall is...

Rinka: Mikage-niichan!

Teito: Mi-Mikage?

Mikage: ah yo, Teito^^

Teito: *run to Mikage* *hug him*

Karin: two charming boys are reuniting! This is heaven!

Echo: idiotic girl-_-

Acchan: eh? Mikage? Other charming blondie boy!

Hakuren: I lose, huh._.? *sigh*

Rinka: Mikage-niichan, is that Teito? Someone you protect so you have to die?

Karin: nee, Rinka-chan you shouldn't mention about that now^^

Rinka: *holds Mikage's hand*

Lance: hey, how bout me? I'm also a blondie *waves his hair*

Karin: Lance.. You're blocking my view-_-

Lance: hmpph.. So what?

Karin: you! *twitch*

(Both got into a childish fight of cat and mouse chase)

Acchan: argh! Mikage already had Rinka-chan! Oz already had Alice! Konatsu had Aya-kun! So, I have to be with...Hakuren-kun!

Hakuren: finally, I knew it!

Karin: hmm... Why not with Lance?

Lance: yeah, I assume that I am much handsome than him *pointed Hakuren*

Karin: I know the reason why she pick Hakuren..

Lance: why?

Karin: cause you're too old-looking, wahahahhaha!

Acchan: well, Karin is right-3- I do more like Hakuren-kun

Hakuren: I should video her words~~~

Lance: what? So, you think I'm an old-lookin' man?

Acchan: Karin said that, not me-3-

Lance: but you agree with it!

Sharon: what should we do here, break?

Break: enjoying the moment, of course~~

Karin : nee~ let's just ask questions^^so teito, do you like me?

Teito: eh? Why are you asking it to me?

Karin: ooo... Just answer already! (ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ

Teito: in a friendship way, yeah...

(Karin's suddenly gloomy)

Karin: huhuhu...(╥﹏╥) I think I wanna go to my room *mutter2* only as a friend, only as a friend..

Capella: nee~ why did Karin nee-chan suddenly felt gloomy?

Teito: I don't know, Capella._.

Frau: heh... Little brats won't know anythin'

(Frau got a good smack from Teito)

Ouka: that's a heart-break scene right? poor Karin

Acchan: Karin got a broken heart, nee-_-"

Sharon: maybe, I have to go to her room.. *go to her room with some tea*

Hakuren: you have no feeling, do you Teito?

Teito: what? I do have a feeling!

Acchan: now, I wanna ask question too^^ Hakure-

Hakuren: *with red rose in hand* princess, look, you look as beautiful as this rose, would you accept it from this handsome prince? It will grow beautifully if you accept it~

Acchan: aaaa... *faint*

Everyone: ...

Hakuren: that's your first lesson, Teito *pats Teito* now, give it a try to Ouka~

(Karin popped out of nowhere)

Karin: No! (ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ whadda you think you're doin' blondie! he's better the way he is!

Teito: yeah Hakuren and stop telling me to say those kind of things!

Lance: you show off to much hakuren..

Hakuren: well... Sorry about that *grumble*

Acchan: daemo...I..like it...nyem...nyem.. *still fainted*

Alice: silly-_-

Castor: well... As my apprentice he should know how the treat a lady, right?

Hakuren: ah... Castor-sama you fully understand me..

(Castor and Hakuran laughs as the others were stunned)

Labrador: well... Castor can be a little weird sometimes^^

Acchan: *suddenly wakes up* I like romantic charming blondie boy

Karin: nee Teito, don't forgot to smile okay?

Teito: what's the connection of smilling and gaining height?

Karin: umm...,I dunno._.

Alice: wahhahahaha, the girl's stupid

Oz: eh? I always smiled but I didn't get taller._.

Teito: *looks at Oz* Let's do what we have in our power to be taller *determinded*

(Oz then grabbed teito's hand that Teito has offered)

Frau: wahahhahaha,they're alredy becoming stupid buddies!

Alice: bwahahahhaha, you're right!

Castor: (mind: their personalities are similar-_- it'll be double the trouble)

Labrador: (mind: you're right Castor, this will day would handfull of troubles^^)

Karin: Hegh! Σ( °┌┐°") STOP TALKING IN YOUR MINDS YOU GUYS!

Acchan: they are having fun, nee^^ *eat pocky*

Echo: hai' *eat pocky too*

Acchan: daemo, I do more like sitting here watching them fighting~

Echo: hai'

Vincent: why don't both of you join them?

Echo: Vincent-sama...

Alice: I want pocky too~

Acchan: this pocky is mine! *pout*

Karin: hmm... Why is it that all of you are eating pocky now?-_-

Alice: what? You have a problem with that, girly

Karin: why this rabbit!

Alice: you wanna piece of me? Bring it on girl!

Karin: nope... If I fight you I will surely lose-3-

Frau: eh?Not Fun! On with the fight you two!

Teito: *punched frau's head*

Frau: owchh... You can't stand still huh brat?

Castor: what he did is right frau^^

Labrador: I agree~

Seilan: *suddenly comes* I can't believe.. It's young master Xing-Lu! *hugs castor*

Castor: *pats Seilan* Seilan, when did you get here?

Seilan: *still hugging castor while crying*

Teito: And you said that there can't be personal feelings Seilan-san._.

Seilan: shut up! You gives me headache!

Castor: is it okay to meet him? He is from my past life and I forbidden to meet him

Karin: just be quite, this is a heart moving scene and it's great!

Acchan: its so noisy nee~ *still eating pocky*

Echo: sou.. *take pocky*

Vincent: why don't we video them?

Echo: video?

Acchan: well, we already did it *with pocky in her mouth*

Hakuren: from the beginning?

Acchan: eh, de's yuu.. Ofs cos (eh, there's you.. Of course)

Hakuren: *take her pocky* that means there's me, when I gave you that rose?

Acchan: why not-_-? *take back her pocky*

HumptyDumpty(?): where are we actually?

Karin: I think this show is getting to far of reality

Seilan: it's alredy strange from the beginning

Teito: I agree with Seilan-san

Karin: And who invite humpty dumpty?(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ

Acchan: *almost raised hand*

Hyuuga: *raised his hand*

Acchan: (mind: yokatta-_-)

Karin: You!

Hyuuga: *preparing his sword and ready for a battle mood*

Karin: nee~ can I get your autographs?^^

Hyuuga: *confused* hmmm? sure?

-5 mins later-

Karin: ooohhh... I am so satasfied today, I got all the black hawks member's autograph \(´▽`)/

Alice: you're addicted to bad peoples?

Karin: wrong rabbit! I am addicted to cool scary boys and cute innocent one to and...and...

Teito: let's ignore her, she won't finish that fast-_-

Frau: you're right-_-

Oz: So, we're done with today's show^^

Karin: eh? Already?

Alice: you're the MC and you don't even know?

Karin: shut up rabbit!

Acchan: I'll kill her later-_- so... We're sorry if we have any wrong grammars *bows*

Karin: spare us if we're not that good at making this FF *bows*

Acchan: so... Please read our next chapter *giggles*

Karin: there will be different characters from a different anime *wink*

Karin: Be sure to write Reviews^^

Acchan: what's reviews?._.

Karin: never mind-_-,jaa~

Acchan: jaa minna-sama^^!

-Behind The Scene-

Capella: let's sneak peak *wink* ssstt!

(At night)

Karin: I just write the ending part cause I figure that you're alredy asleep, you can change it if you wanna, but be sure to include me^^

(Hours after that)

Acchan: Why its so fast? I wanna show HumptyDumpty more T^T, daemo never mind I can show that thing again in the next chapter

(At 04.13AM)

Acchan: And now, the one who asleep is you^^ *pointed to Karin*

Hakuren: I'm not asleep..

Acchan: Σ( °┌┐°") I talked to Karin..

Alice: silly girl, talk to someone whose sleep

Acchan: what?

(and little fighting happens)