May you be warned that the following is very true. I, an anonymous 6th year Hufflepuff who goes by the name of Jess had decided, after noticing rather... odd behaviour from our Potions Master to take note of him. Please realize that these are real life accounts of Professor Severus Snape taken in the year 1993 that had, for reasons unknown, not had been published in Ms. Rowling's Harry Potter series. Even though these may seem slightly humourous to spectators, I assure you that these manuscripts are purely scientific. And please do not ask Professor Snape about these accounts, unless you want to face a slightly peeved and testy Potions Master. Thank you.

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All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers. Anything that happens in this story that has happened in a real like account is purely coincidental. This story is non-profit and shall remain that way. If you wish to add this story to your archives or comment the writer, owl to: colourguard_g4@yahoo.com. Oh, and in short, kiddies: Please don't try this at home.

Added Note from the Transcribers: Since the original manuscript was very complex in the notebook which it had originally been written, we have decided to put it into a format that is more easily understood by the general public. Therefore, everything shall be transcribed into 3rd person without any of the original author's writing. Any crucial notation shall be disclosed at the end of each installment.