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Chaos at Camp: 6 weeks without Chiron - 6 weeks in the cabins - 6 weeks alone with Mr.D!

"Blimey, Katie, this cannot be so difficult! Hold your bow this way, keep an eye on the target that way and targeting! You hit straight in the middle, not right or left of it, okay? Moreover, do not shoot an arrow in Travis ass! Got it? "Katie nodded obediently and tried again to hit the mark, but unfortunately it went not for the first time thoroughly wrong.
She sighed. "Oh, Chiron, I can not do that. That way it is. Lies in the genes, don't know. Can you not just let me... uh... reaping the strawberries? "
"No, I'm really sorry Katie, but I can not!" She looked at him quizzically.
"If you get attacked by a monster and you can not defend yourself, then do not put the blame on me." "As if I would always carry a stupid bow around me." She indicated his nuts. Chiron sighed and capitulated.
"Then just go!"

Chiron POV

My God! Demeter's daughter, was not even the worst .These were the daughters of Aphrodite. Unable to hold a sword and about fighting I will not even talk!
A short time, I wondered why I taught the children about this at all.
Nobody cares for it, said a little voice in my head.
To help them, I thought anyway. However, there were still cases I sometimes did not understand. Like just now.
Mariella, a daughter of Aphrodite, stood before a sword, wondering where she should handle it. On the spur of a moment, she took it not on the shaft, but directly into the blade. "I've cut myself", she cried and immediately rushed daughters of Aphrodite, worried about her sister.
Teacher is a thankless job, thought and imagined where I could be. In China walking down the Great Wall, eating kilos of rice, making sightseeing in Egypt with other centaurs.
Well, but you're all alone here, said the voice and laughed out loud.
I stomped out with my hoofs.
Shut up!, I whinnied.

Chiron talked horse language. No, seriously! Chiron whinnied and stomped with his feet as he came around. Why? No idea! As I saw this, my sisters and I were shocked. "Uh ... Silena?" asked Mariella. "Why does Chiron do that?"
I could only shrug my shoulders.

At some point, I realized that something was wrong. Phones were taken, videos were made and it dawned on me. Of course! Because I was so annoyed at this voice, the horse had gone through me.
Embarrassing.
I sighed and thought once again to China and Egypt and decided to go to Mr. D after training.

No sooner said than done! I walked back to the main house with the secret hope to get a yes. Which I probably do not get because Mr.D would be in a fix without me.
Another aspect would be that I have been teaching for thousands of years and never ever was on vacation.
He could not really refuse me!
In addition, horses can have dreams!
I took a deep breath and walked into the house rattling. Mr.D was been like the last time in front of a laptop and stared into it. To be honest, I did not think that he is to have such technical stuff. But that's good! Good that he had arrived in the present times.
I cleared my throat.
Mr.D woke up from his stooping posture, and looked at me shocked.
"Chiron" he stammered. "What are you doing?" Now he had returned the same buzzing sound like always.
"I would like to apply for vacation!"
"What do you want?"
"Holidays! I want to take a while free, and travel the world. Not for long time. Maybe 3 weeks.
I was hoping you could ask the other Olympic gods ? "

Dionysus POV:
"So it's unanimous." Zeus rose. "Chiron gets two and a half weeks of vacation and during that time, my son Dionysus will lead the camp."
I stared at him. Do they not include all the years that I had been there nothing?
That was just typical. The old horse was given vacations and the poor and beautiful Mr. D must be bored at camp.
For that I would go the campers to Hades (I wanted to write hell, but it doesn't exists there, does it?) (Dunno!).
"Muahahaha" echoed my laughter from Mount Olympus and Zeus looked at me puzzled.
"Um .. I'm fine. I only had something in my throat," I cleared my throat.
Suddenly Aphrodite took the word. "But Zeusilein! Dionysus could take his wife for a few weeks into camp, couldn't he?"
Since when was Miss I-Am-The-Prettiest-and-you're-just-plain-ugly so nice to me?

Aphrodite POV
Yes! This was my chance. When Ariadne was gone with her husband, my extremely hot and sweet neighbor (who unfortunately has an affair with her) would forget her.
I was hoping at least.
The neighbor (I forget his name again ...) found this ugly, stupid ° § '#% * (Note the authors: Because Aphrodite was used not approval vocabulary it was not allowed to print, we're truly sorry.. . but do not complain us.) prettier than me. Than "ME! HELLO? HERE YET?"
Only now I noticed that I've cried the last words out loud, because everyone looked at me anxiously.
"Should I send you and Dionysus to therapy? I'm starting to make me seriously worry!" Said Zeus deadpan.

(Aphrodite's POV)

I'm glad when she is gone!