That's it, I quit!
Author's Note: In case you didn't figure it out already, this is my first METMA fic! It's from the POV of the Goblet of Fire (METMA Mandy, if you already did this you can flame me) so enjoy! And remember, METMA is superkewl!
I do not believe this. This has got to be the most embarrassing episode in- what, 700 years? I mean, I was the most respected magical article at Hogwarts! Well, at least whenever it was time for the Triwizard tournament. Hey, do you think it's easy sorting through all those little bits of paper half-burnt by all these stupid flames I can't even control? You try finding one little scrap with a weird made-up school on it! What does Dumbledore think I am, anyway? I'd like to see him do a better job.
And don't get me started on that Crouch guy. I despise Dark wizards! They just can't leave anything alone, can they? Look, dudes, find some other way to capture this Potter kid. I'm busy, for cryin-out-loud! I could have at least gotten one with imagination. I mean, Pigpimples? What kind of a name is that? I can't believe they actually expected me to believe that bunch of crap.
Moldy Voldie, his little gang of followers, and their stupid Confundus Charms drive me crazy! All this business with the spells and the confusing- I can't believe I fell for it. Nobody will respect me anymore. At least I had the sense to go out and spare myself further embarrassment. That's the one good thing that happened lately.
I hate this job. Everything happens to me! Take that one year, back in 1752, when nobody entered! That was the year after the fire-crab episode, so I guess everyone was scared, but still! And then this whole thing with this Potter kid- the confusing charm, and the made-up school, and him not being old enough anyway! Well, I've had enough! Dumbledore can find another judge for the stupid tournament. I QUIT!!!!!!!!
A/N #2: Well, not bad for my first METMA fic! So what do you think? Huh huh huh?
Claimer: I own the fire-crab episode and Pigpimples.
Disclaimer: JK owns everything else.
A/N #3: If you do not review then YOU shall replace the Goblet of Fire!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N #4: Now fill out this little box right here………