A new Kevedd story- this time a super hero!Au based off of cleanliness is next to edness episode where Edd goes a little crazy
Mitch Owens and Deluxe Pizza—jay-song
Nat Goldberg—c2ndy2c1d
James Rave—kirakurry
Sam Owensby—steeveay
Joshua O' Hare—salemintheworks
Maelstrom Taylor—psych0-olll3city
Pierce- frosty-butt
"Jesus, Fish-head! You smell more than Lumpy!" Edd cried as he peered over Edd's shoulder in an attempt to see what he was working on, "Is it almost done? We need it ready by tonight!"
Edd glanced back at him, grinning- dark green tongue hanging out of his mouth, and croaked, "Yes, Eddy, I am almost finished. It will be done in time for tonight's adventure…"
Eddy smiled and strutted away to where he had blue prints and maps of every floor of the facility they were going to raid. Finally after all this time Eddy would taste the sweet, sweet taste of victory, finally he would be able to taste the jaw breakers- a delicacy that was guarded and only given to the wealthy and the nobles. Soon, though, Eddy would have them all to eat, sell and do as he pleased with. It was going to be fantastic.
"Oh, Lumpy, this is going to be fantastic- this scheme will work for sure!" Eddy cried and threw himself down onto the couch beside the idiotic man who was hunched over, watching a horror movie.
Edd looked over at the two of them, "Maybe if you two did any work we would have already succeeded!"
Eddy looked up indignantly and glared at him, "Oi, Fish-head, what was that? Saying I don't do work? I'm the one who started this- I'm the one who comes up with all the schemes!"
Edd was still grinning like a fool as he emitted, "Yes, and look how many have worked. None."
"What was that?" The short man stood up and was about to go over to Edd when Ed stopped him by grabbing his arm. Eddy gave a moan as Ed once again forgot his own strength as he gripped onto him.
"Eddy, do not fight with Double D!" He mumbled, letting go of Eddy to turn back to his movie.
"Alright, alright," Eddy grumbled, "I need him anyway."
Edd snorted from where he worked, though his grin never left his face.
"It's been three months." Rave stated, coming up from behind Nat, a coffee mug in his hand, "You're worried they're going to attack soon, aren't you?"
Nat forced a grin and turned towards Rave, "Only because then my time with you decreases and I have to leave you all alone while I go fight!"
"It's not like you really have to fight; you just have some stupid sense of justice." Rave muttered, causing Nat to frown, Rave was usually fairly cold to him but when it came to this kind of thing he was unable to hide how worried he was for Nat.
"Don't worry, princess!" He laughed, ruffling Rave's hair, "I'll be alright!"
Rave scowled at him, fixing his hair, "Who said I was worried about you?"
"No one!" Nat sang out, pulling the coffee mug out of Rave's hand and setting it on a table so he could wrap him in his arms and swing him around in an arc.
"Let go of me you idiot!" Rave protested, "You're smothering me!"
Nat laughed at him, he had no plan of letting him go until someone walked into the room. Nat dropped rave lightly and turned to Kevin who had just entered. The red head smirked at them and sat on the couch turning on the TV.
"Nat, I suggest we have an all-nighter- It's been too long since the last time those dweebs tried to take the jawbreakers… and Nazz."
"Good thinking, but may I suggest it may be a bit easier to guard Nazz if we were actually with her…" Nat suggested playfully.
Kevin glanced at him, "She's coming up now, doofus- I'm not an idiot, you know?"
Nat chuckled, "Not an idiot, huh? No I didn't know that, in fact; I would have thought the opposite!"
Kevin stood, glaring at Nat, "God damnit, you-"
"Alright, alright- calm down you two!" Nazz had entered and she quickly attempted to stop their bickering.
"OK- I wasn't gonna do anything anyway." Kevin grumbled, backing down immediatley.
Rave closed his eyes in relief and Nat smiled at him, ducking down to whisper in his ear, "You seemed a little worried there, Rave."
Rave raised an eyebrow and snorted, "Not for you, I just didn't want you two to mess up the furniture."
Nat grinned, "Yeah, I love you too, princess."
"Lumpy, hurry up!" Eddy whispered harshly and Ed scurried forwards, he was laden with bags holding everything they needed for tonight and it made small rattling noises as he ran.
Edd looked back at them both and shook his head; despite their best efforts they were always so loud, someone was sure to hear them. He reached the mansion and ran his hand along the wall, going by the blueprints they'd received from Sarah the hidden door should be a little to the left of the third window from the right… His hand felt a small bump in the wall and he pushed gently in three specific locations before the door silently slid open. Eddy chuckled beside him and hit him on the back.
"Good job, Fish head! We're in!" He muttered excitedly under his breath and pushed past Edd in a hurry to get inside.
His two friends followed after him and looked around the large room they were in. It looked like a very fancy, modern living room- everything was either glass, black or white, with sharp angles and corners on all the furniture. It was quite contrasting to the Ed's own 'lair' which wasn't nearly as chic and they stopped for a few moments just to take it in until they heard voices nearby and snapped out of their trance to hide.
"So… What do you usually do when Kevin and Nat are out guarding this place?" A familiar feminine voice asked as she walked into the room and sat herself carefully on the couch.
The male's voice that replied was nonchalant as he said, "Same stuff I usually do, just without any annoying little distractions."
"So… You aren't worried at all?"
"Look, Nazz, this happens much too often for me to just put my life on hold and panic every time." The man sounded very frustrated all of a sudden but Edd was unable to think about it for too long as Eddy had gotten extremely excited at Nazz's name.
"No, Eddy!" He whispered, "We're here for jawbreakers today- if we succeed with that we can get Nazz another time!"
Eddy rolled his eyes, "Or we could just get both of them now- two birds with one stone, right?"
Before Edd could stop him Eddy had jumped out and inevitably ruined everything. He scrambled after him at the sound of Nazz screaming and saw her racing out of the room with Eddy in pursuit, the boy she had been talking to was looking unamused, standing beside the couch looking at where Eddy and Nazz had run off.
"God damn it, Eddy!" Edd shouted, walking over to the boy and grabbing his shirt collar, "You, who are you?"
"My name is James, now let go of me before I kick you in the balls, you're getting my shirt dirty!" The boy named James yelled and Edd quickly let go of him.
"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm just very stressed… Eddy has ruined the whole plan, and I… I" Edd rambled on, and though his grin never faltered his eyes showed just how worried he was, "Oh dear, oh dear…"
James smirked and mocked him, "You're not much of a villain are you? I don't know why I was ever worried Nat might get hurt. You and your accomplice aren't much- unless you've got something hidden up your sleeve then I don't-"
He was cut off as Ed popped up from where he had hidden and laughed, "Maybe that's me then, hey, Double D?"
Edd's grin grew and he ran to Ed, taking one of his backpacks and starting to run off, "Ed make sure James doesn't follow me!" He cried before stopping to look back, "B-but… Don't hurt him too much unless you have to!"
Ed watched him leave before turning to look at James, "are you James?"
James snorted and shook his head, "No, no- my name is Rave."
Ed looked extremely confused as his eyes searched the room for another person, "Do you know who James is?"
"No, sorry, I don't" James 'Rave' lied before walking past the large boy, "Excuse me now, I must be going."
"Oh… Ok… bye," James almost felt bad leaving him, he looked so lost and confused, but he shook off the feeling as he went after that odd boy wearing the fish mask.
"Kevin! Did you hear that?" Nat yelled out to his friend after what sounded like a woman's scream.
"Yeah, I did- should we go check on Nazz and Rave?" Kevin asked flying back over to where Nat was.
Nat nodded before pulling a small mobile-like device from his pocket, "Let's call some extra help in as well."
"You do that, I'll go on ahead." Kevin said and flew towards the house before Nat could say anything else. He threw the front door open and tore down the hall, shouting for Nazz. He finally found her on the second floor, Eddy still chasing after her. She ran behind Kevin and Eddy skidded to a halt when he saw the red head.
"Kevin!" He growled and pulled what looked like a small metal pole out of his jacket.
Before either of them could do anything, though, high pitched giggling filled the air followed by shouting as the Kankers burst into the room with 6 boys on their tails, including Nat. When they entered the room Nat looked around the room for Rave but couldn't see him.
Meanwhile both Eddy and Kevin were staring in dismay at the new arrivals, "Not the Kankers!" They both groaned.
"Oi!" Nat yelled at Eddy, "Where's Rave?"
Eddy stared at him in confusion for a while before he realised who Nat was talking about, "You mean that moody guy? How should I know- I left him in the living room with Lumpy and Fish head."
That was all Nat needed to hear before he left the room, two of the other boys, Pizza and Maelstrom following. May and Marie Kanker seemed about to follow as well but Lee pulled them back, and the three boys sped down the stairs, leaving them behind.
Ed was still in the living room looking confused and Nat ran up to him, "James! Where is James?" He shouted and Ed looked like he was close to tears.
"I don't know!" He cried, "Double D told me to stop him from following but… but all I could find was a guy called Rave!"
Nat frowned, "What? Are you fucking with me? Yes, Rave, Where is Rave?"
"R-Rave… I think he went after Double D… Maybe… I think to where the jawbreakers are…" Nat turned away from Ed and ran out of the room with Pizza and Maelstrom and Ed ran after them, "W-wait, are any of you James?"
Edd had scurried down the stairs to the basement and found the large metal door that led to the jawbreakers. From the backpack he had taken before running off he extracted the device he had been working on for the last few days and fixed it onto the doors lock system. He waited a few seconds as it worked its magic and broke the code, unlocking the door. He pushed open the door and was about to enter when Rave had caught up with him.
"What do you think you're doing?" He asked Edd and Edd blinked in surprise.
"It seems I underestimated you- if you managed to get past Ed you must be quite strong!"
Rave snorted, "No, you just overestimated your friend- he's an idiot; all I had to do was tell him I wasn't James."
Edd laughed despite his failed plan, "I should have realised he would do that. But since you didn't beat him in a fight and therefore I assume you are not particularly great at fighting I suggest you go now so I don't have to hurt you."
"You don't seem that strong either," Rave muttered looking at the scrawny boy in front of him.
"No," Edd laughed, "But I am incredibly smart, and I have inventions and weapons that can do all the work for me." He smirked pulling what appeared to be a small metal pole but was something much more deadly- an invention Edd had come up with years ago.
Rave looked frightened for the first time and stepped backwards, he was going to flee when he heard Nat flying down the stairs towards him. He grabbed Rave and turned him around to see if he was alright, fussing over him as he pushed back his hair to get a good look at his face.
"I'm fine idiot!" Rave snapped, "Shouldn't you be worrying about the jawbreakers?" He turned around to where Edd had been standing a moment ago but found he had slipped away when Rave was distracted. Rave groaned before racing after him into the jawbreaker storage, Nat followed quickly; desperate to protect him. Behind them, Pizza and Maelstrom struggled dealing with Ed who was still shouting for James. Eventually though they managed to pull away from him long enough to follow Nat and Rave into the storage room. Ed stood for a while, lost and unsure where he was before deciding to follow also.
A burst of light shot past him, hitting the wall and breaking a clean circle through it. Edd was holding the small metal pole-like device and aiming it at Pizza. Ed immediately ran towards the fight to help Edd. He grabbed Maelstrom around the waist and tossed him lightly in to the air, Maelstrom turned in the air and when he came down he shot five quick punches at Ed. Ed didn't seem to feel it and moved towards Maelstrom, ready to punch him when Pizza shot a beam of ice at him, freezing his fist. He stopped and turned slowly towards Pizza as Maelstrom sprinted away, towards Nat.
"He's… really… strong…" He panted but Nat wasn't paying attention as he tried to shield Rave from Edd's attacks. Maelstrom sighed and sped towards Edd to try and stop him. Edd attempted to aim at him but he was too fast and managed to tackle him, dragging him to the ground before Edd could hit him and knocking his weapon away.
They fought with one another, Edd using his knowledge for the weak and vital points on the human body and Maelstrom using his fast reflexes. Maelstrom was on top of Edd about to deliver the final blow and knock him out when he was lifted up into the air. Ed threw Maelstrom away and picked up Edd off the ground.
"We've gotta go, Double D! I can't beat them!" he shouted as Double D picked up his pole-like weapon and the two of them ran from the room, the others in hot pursuit. When they arrived at the first floor they saw Eddy, running towards the living room and the exit. Behind him were the Kanker sisters, attempting to fight off Kevin, Mitch, Josh and Sam. Edd and Ed followed Eddy and they burst out of the house, they didn't stop running until they were a few blocks away and could no longer hear anyone coming after them. They sat down on the pavement, panting, too tired to notice the three figures making their way towards them.
The Kankers giggled gleefully at them and they looked up in terror, before trying to run. Lee froze them all with one look and the three sisters made their way to the three Eds. By the time the effect of Lee's power wore off their faces were covered in red lipstick and the Kankers cackled as they watched them run off.
Pierce smirked as the three Eds walked through the door, "I'm guessing it didn't go well…" he snorted as they walked into the lit up hallway and he noticed their faces, "The Kankers came too? You still lost?"
"Pierce, shut up!" Eddy snarled as he stomped down the hall.
"To be honest everything was going well until Eddy saw Nazz…" Edd muttered and Pierce laughed.
"That girl really gets you going, doesn't she?" He called after Eddy, who just put up the middle finger.
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