" Objection!"
Apollo almost cried. ' What does he want now!? Ugh…"
Klavier stood silent, smiling patiently and obviously waiting for Apollo to acknowledge him. This of course, was not needed, as objections do not need replies to continue them.
"Yes, Mr. Gavin?"
Right after the famous Mr. Justice's remark, the room burst into a guitar solo, Apollo hit his head on the desk repeatedly. 'Why is Klavier always my prosecutor!? Why!?'
"I do believe, Herr Forehead, that there is a contradiction in your theory, Ja?" The Rock Star grinned, bending forward to leer at Apollo. Apollo banged his fists on the table (why do all lawyers attack the court furniture or walls?). His possibility was perfect, how could there be a contradiction!? The body flew in the air, hit the car and, died from the impact of the asphalt! Flawless!
"What could be wrong, it's the best assumption!" Klavier laughed after Apollo burst out. ' Oh foolish little forehead…'
"Let me get this straight here, your saying that, the victim flew into the air and fatally hit the ground below?"
"Yes. I am."
"Then tell me…how fast was the car that hit him to the point that he flew in the air?" Apollo was utterly confused, what did this have to do with the ground?
"I'd guess around 80?"
" Oh so a human can live through a giant steel object hitting them at eighty miles per hour , but not a seven foot drop of concrete?"
"Exactly!...wait, what!?" Now Apollo was just stumped, the autopsy showed that the body didn't die from the car but how could it not have!?
"What, what?" Klavier was starting to have fun.
"What?"
"What of your what's what? "
" What- I mean…Stop whatting my whats Prosecutor Gavin!" I …think.
" Pardon me?" Klavier quipped, chuckling. This time the judge put a stop to it before Apollo restored to using the 'Chord's of Steel' to continue.
"Enough of this confusing banter! I demand a ten minute recess for the two of you to stop this problem." Even the Judge was lost before the "what's" started!
"But your Honor-!" But the judge banged the gavel before Apollo could finish.
(Court lobby )
"What are you doing!?" Apollo was just about ready to punch the smug little blonde.
" I could say the same thing." Klavier laughed, it seemed the hole thing was a joke to him. Apollo flushed and glared to the side. He hated it when Klavier was like this. Confusing him during a trial and making him feel like an idiot. Apollo Justice was no idiot! The worst part was the laughs the countless, melodious chuckles and outbursts that distracted Apollo even after cases. It was overbaringly nerve racking! The worst part is why! He had no reason to laugh about it! Was he mocking him, or was it pity!? The poor attorney was horribly baffled.
"The real question is how you didn't notice such an easy contradiction." There it goes again, that noise.
"Nooo, the real question is why you started… whatever that was!?" Apollo fumed, he was obviously referring to the "what game".
Klavier didn't answer, he just cheerfully walked up to Apollo and placed his hands down on the overly-hair-gelled boy's shoulders and smiled.
"Weil, Sie zu reizend, nicht zu hänseln!1"And with that he patted Apollo on the head and returned to the courtroom, humming a brisk tune and twirling his finger. The defense attorney just sat there.
"Well, see you raisin… knit… you hands?" Apollo murmured before returning back the courtroom, not able to decide whether he was angrier or more confused than before. He needed to study German more often.
1: "Because, your just to cute to not tease!"
Yeah I don't know why I wanted to start this I just did, and I shall countinue it! Never fret readers! The next shall be longer and better : "Embarrasses me" All rights to Apollo Justice: AA.