Maxim's black hands were tightly gripping the oars as he rowed the boat back shore. The Tilley lamp swung left, right. Maxim felt a bite.
"Whacko"
He reached for his spear.
"Look Out, We got a crazy abo"
A storm of bullets flew past his head.
"Shit"
He ducked behind cover and reached into his felt the familiar feel of the F88's handle.
"FUCKK YEA"
Shell casings flew into the water. Maxim blended perfectly into the darkness. He jumped out of his boat, and swam silently to the shore. The KKK's henchmen suddenly dropped down. Boomerangs stuck inside their head. They fell unconscious. Maxim started to blow his didgeridoo. It was a signal to the others. His calls were answered by another didgeridoo. A fellow blackfella appeared by his side.
"Nuke inbound"
"Shit we gotta get outta here"
"Follow me I got a chopper 5 kilometres from here"
They ran fast. Almost as fast as Jamaicans. But they were abos so the couldn't run as fast.
"We arent gonna make it"
A hand grabbed them.
"Dynamite Black is gonna save the day"
"Hes gonna make them KKK pay"
Dynamite Black wasn't an abo. But he was a blackfella all the same. And blackfellas help each other against white fellas.
"Here put on these Dynamite Black ™ sunglasses and headphones."
"We got no time for this shit"
"Just put them on"
Maxim reluctantly put on the sunglasses and headphones. A rift in spacetime opened in front of him.
"Told you"
Dynamite Black was the hero blackfellas deserve, but not the one it needs right now. So, the KKK hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Black proceeded to do some freestyle rap crossed with opera singing.
"DYNAAAMAITE BLAAAACK HHAASSS SSSWAAAG"
"AAYIIEELLING IISS A FFAAGG"
Another rift in spacetime opened up in front of them.A tall man with long messy hair walked through the rift in spacetime.
"Did some nigga say ma name"
Dynamite Black opened
"So we meet again, Rolling Menace. If we are to fight, we should fight in style."
"That's right Dynamite Black, and you out of all people should know that the KKK is the most stylish gang."
Ailin pressed a button on his magic thing with a button. A KKK uniform appeared on him.
Dynamite Black could not manage Ailin's level of swag.
"The scouter says his swag level is over 9000."
Dynamite Black knew he would lose in a 1v1 battle of swag. He resorted to his last resort a freestyle rap battle.
D-Black : "Ive got a canadian chin and an asian grin"
Ailin : "Niggas are gay, KKK is here to stay"
They continued dissing each other and rapping at an increasing pace. Maxim could barely understand what their were singing about now. Their voices rose and became incoherent shouting. This truly was a battle between the greatest. The swag level rose to levels never seen before. Maxim could see a visible aura radiating from their bodies. Dynamite Blacks was black, as black as the night without sun, as black as a room without light, as black as his skin. Ailin was white, as white as day with sunlight, as white as a room with light, as white as his skin. Ailin gripped the cross on his chest.
"By Jesus, I shall never lose to an abo."
Barack Obama came out of the rift in spacetime.
"We need your help, the US is being invaded by aliens. Only if you make peace and work together we can eradicate this foreign threat."
Ailin and Dynamite Black both agreed to make peace.
The walked through the rift in spacetime towards the Head of CIA greeted them outside the building. "Thank god you're here, those bloody aliens are wreking our country. You need to defend this country of freedom and peace against those communist aliens suddenly appeared. They were all working class and used government provided guns. "Capitalism is evil" They chanted as the marched towards the US White House.