Chapter 1: New Bodyguards!

(Opening A/N: What would happen if Koko Hekmatyar hired two new bodyguards Codenames: Snow White and The Red Blade, AKA Jason Brody and yours truly. And this story is going to be a KokoXReverse Harem pairing with Valmet included since she wants Koko so bad. So I'm throwing her a bone. It's an M rated crossover, it got graphic violence, blood and gore, adult language, nudity, use of drugs and alcohol, and strong sexual content. I do not own Jormungand for it's rightful onwer is Keitaro Takahashi and Funimation or Far Cry 3 for it belongs to UBISOFT and their respected owners, just my self insert! Anyway, enjoy the story!)

We needed to get to the harbor, if we don't get there soon...Koko's going to leave without us and we'll be having our asses chewed out. I don't know about the rest of you, but I like to keep my ass in tact. I had to get in touch with Jason since he was my only form of transportation. Just then, a red Hummer H1 rolled up next to the apartment building. Inside it was my partner, Jason Brody. He honked the horn twice, and I grabbed all the stuff that I needed for this trip and climbed down the fire escape. But where are my manners, my name is Roman and this is our story of how we became full fledged bodyguards of the HCLI and Koko Hekmatyar.

"You took your lovely time there sweetheart." I said as I placed all of my belongings in the back seat.

"You know how hard it is to find a good Hummer like this?" Jason asked, after setting my stuff in the back, I climbed into the front and slammed my seatbelt on.

"Suprise me." I retorted, I just wanted to listen to some tunes, so I turned the radio on and looked for some metal or something to help me zone for some over the top violence.

Hip-Hop, Country, Alternative, where the fuck is the metal? Oh here we go, the DJ was playing some Five Finger Death Punch, the name of the song was "Lift Me Up." Jason then cranked the song up, he knew good music when he heard it. Just then my smartphone buzzed, it was a post on FaceBook. And it was Koko, she asked, Where the hell are you guys? You do realize that the ship is about to leave in another hour. I then wrote back, We're on our way to the docks right now. Snow White decided he wanted to drive a gas guzzler of a freaking vehicle. Anyway, We're coming to you.

"What was that about?" Jason asked, I put my phone away and told him we needed to get to the docks before our asses get chewed by Koko.

"We need to get to the docks, if we don't...then Koko's going to chew our asses so bad, we won't be able to sit for a year." I answered, but unbeknownst to us, there was a tail of three black sedans behind us.

I handed Jason my phone, he looked at me like "What the fuck do you me to with this?" Using the same Hand gestures that Koko uses when she's issuing orders to her colleauges without using words. "Call the boss, let her know that we got company, If I can't take them out...then see if someone can lend a hand. We might be in trouble if they get us."

I climbed to the way back of the Hummer where we store our guns, I then pulled out a PKM light machine gun and two Heckler and Kochs. I was going to need these, and as the sun roof opened, I noticed that the three cars were actually seven! All lined up behind one another, this was going to be some fucking fun. Jason then calls Koko and was about to inform her of the bad news.

"This is Koko speaking." The female voice on the phone said, Jason gulped a little bit of siliva.

"Boss, it's Jason. We got a bit of a problem we got cars behind us and if we can't get them off, could you get someone to take care of the situation?" Jason asked, but at least Koko was cool as a cuccumber when it came to situations when one of her loyal bodyguards was being tailed.

"Not to worry, if anyone is stupid enough to still be following you, I'll simply have Jonah pick off any others. Right Jonah?" Koko asked our young but totally talented teammate.

"Eat this, you fucking cocksuckers!" I said as I let a belt of machine gun bullets fly out of the Russian made machine gun.

I managed to shoot two of the cars as they skidded and crashed then they exploded into twisted firey infernos with the people inside being nothing more than ahses, but there were five left. FUCK! MY! LIFE! These guys are like a cockaroches, they appear out of the woodwork with no end in sight. But we came to the docks with 15 minutes to spare. Jonah was on top of a crate armed with an RPG-7, those guys won't even know what hit them.

"FBI, get out the Hummer and put your hands in the air!" The lead agent said, they knew we were working for Koko.

I then held up a pair of middle fingers, you guys are completely fucked up the ass! Jonah fired an RPG round and it hit a car blowing it up and sending five men flying. Jason then goes to the back and pulls out a Vector .45 ACP Sub Machine gun and pulled the trigger filling another agent's chest with some heavy lead as blood started to fly out of the wounds and he dropped to the ground. I tossed a grenade and it caused one of the cars to blow up with three more agents getting taken out with the exploding car. Just then an Albino woman stepped out, and she wasn't looking to make new friends today.

"Cease fire! I'm afraid if you have problems with my new employees, then take it up with the head of the HCLI. Roman, Jason, gather all of your stuff and get on board. You too Jonah, we're leaving." Koko ordered us, and you really don't want to be on her bad side.

"Later, fuck-o's." I said to the FBI agents who were tailing us, I gave them one last middle finger as a goodbye present.

Then it was time for us to begin our new jobs! As the new members of the HCLI and our boss, Koko Hekmatyar.

(A/N: Well, I wish I could go on. But I need to save all my ideas and other materials for future chapters, and I might either have to watch the anime again or get the manga. Or if anyone out there might have any ideas, please feel free to share them with me, I'm always looking to make the next chapter better. Anyway, I'll be back for another round, so until then...this is BloodyDemon666 signing off!)