Hey I'm back for a second round ;) I have a strange urge to write today so I will! Still nothing too heavy, so I thought I would create some Klaine Christmas cuteness! (Try saying that when you're drunk!) This is based just after Kurt and Blaine got together and are still at Dalton, just imagine they got together earlier! And the beginning is based of something I had to do for my friends due to the fact that I can't wrap presents! I don't own Glee, ever since Ryan Murphy gave me that restraining order.
'Dear my beloved boyfriend...' Kurt read the note on his Christmas present allowed. '...I'm sorry for any inconvenience, but Santa had his trainee elves wrap your gift, they are new to this challenge so please show compassion and understanding towards them, as they are new to this, sorry again.' Kurt turned to Blaine with a confused look and reached into the gift bag. Then he understood.
'Blaine hunny, how you can manage to get straight A's at a private school, yet still can't wrap a present is beyond me.' Kurt chuckled giving a blushing Blaine a kiss on the temple. 'I'm sure I will love it all the same though!' he said in excitement as he tore at the already half torn paper. He took out a roll of laminated paper and looked confused.
'It's a map.' Blaine stated simply, giving his new boyfriend a kiss on the nose and getting up and walking away.
'What? Wait where are you going?' Kurt asked still very confused.
'Read the map and find out.' He gave Kurt a mischievous glance and walked out of the giant oak doors of the corridor.
Still in a state of shock, Kurt released the map from the confines of it's elastic band and opened it up. But instead of finding a large map, there was a plan of the school in front of him, with a red pen drawing a pathway up to his dorm. Well he had nothing to loose, so he started making his way to the dorm room, trying to figure out what could possibly be going on.
Once he reached the room, he began searching, still not quite sure what he was searching for. He pulled the map back out of his satchel and realised that the arrow was pointing to the very back of the room, which was the bathroom. So Kurt went and opened the door and was met with his greatest fear. A bucket of baked beans fell from above the door frame, triggered by Kurt opening the door. Kurt squealed in horror, Blaine was going to pay for this! He grabbed a towel and started cleaning the floor and turned the shower on. He was not a happy bunny. He threw his clothes in the washing basket and let the hot water clean the disgusting substance from his hair and body.
Once he got out of the shower, Kurt wrapped a towel around his waist and went into the room to pick out some clothes to go and murder his boyfriend in. Out of the corner of his eye he saw something peculiar on his bed. There was a note:
Dear Kurt, don't hate me, I know you probably do but I had my minions (Wevid) to set this up, so that I could get you to do something for me. Beneath this note is a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt. Please put these on and then go to visit Nick and Jeff in the Warbler's room and they will give you the next clue to your surprise. I love you –B x
'You may love me but I don't love you enough to wear those...those things!' Kurt though inwardly. He headed towards his wardrobe to find something 'decent' to wear. What he discovered was like a stab to the chest. All of his clothes were GONE! But there was a note. 'Lucky me' he thought.
Kurt, Wes here. Blaine may forget that you are ruthless when it comes to your appearance, so I took the initiative to take your clothes so you don't have a choice as to wear the required dress for your surprise. We are going to leave now, have fun! Hey Kurt, David here, I snuck back in! If you do decide to not wear the clothes and leave the dorm room naked, Wes' gavel is in the top drawer, feel free to use it to cover your...you know ;) Take a picture it will piss Wes off big time! Wait that sounds wrong...screw it I don't care. (I still suggest you wear the clothes)
Kurt stared at the clothes. Where was his sewing kit?
OOOH mini cliff hanger! You like it? Should I carry on or drop it? Stick your reviews where I like 'em ;)