Warning: This is a CRACK-fic, you have been warned. Proceed at your risk!
The EPD (ever-present-disclaimer): I got no characters, no money, no home, no potable water. All I got is a pc, my cardboard bed, and my cholera-induced fic... so please don't sue TT
Time spent at the lifestream moved like at a soothing lull. The song of the planet perenially rings softly in your ears and everything is peaceful and still.
The planet tells me that I shall soon be reborn, into a body that is most fitting for one such as myself.
It was time.
For the first time in so many years, I felt physical sensations. Nausea and pain as my soul was pulled out of the lifestream and into a cage of flesh.
I was ready to be reborn. To seize the power that I was robbed of in my earlier life. I am the heir to this world and I will not be waylaid by some silly fool fathered by a chocobo.
The nausea is getting stronger as I spiraled down into oblivion, the lifestream streaking threads of green.
The world will once again cower at my feet. Did they really think death would stop me from my true destiny?
No longer shall I make the mistakes I once made, I shall be greater than I ever was!
Nothing shall stand in my path. Nothing.
Prepare yourselves humans, your God has arrived.
Remarks:
The silliness will start next chapter, which we will write as soon as we're done... yeah...