Black Ops: Future Terrorists
(Disclaimer: I own not, the games.)
CHAPTER ONE: A MORNING AWAKENING
It was a normal day like any other day. Even like day before, perhaps, or last Tuesday. David Mason woke up to the sound of his alarm clock and answered it with military precision because he was an army special forces and didn't negotiate with phones.
"Who is phone?" He asked.
"I am Woods" said Woods, who was calling on the phone.
(Authors' note: Woods is not actually here at this point, he is using a telephone to contact Mason from farther away than would normally be possible just by speaking or even, potentially, shouting.)
"Oh gee Sarge, what ever is the problem?" Mason asked
"It is IMPORTANT. ENEMY BOSS has escaped from PRISION. He HACKED his way out with COMPUTERS and only you can save us from his evil ways."
Mason was sad. He remembered the day many days ago when ENEMY BOSS had killed his father, David Mason. He had vowed that he would get his revenge but ENEMY BOSS had been arrested before he got to but now he had escaped Alex Mason could go kill him with guns so he was a bit happy too.
"Give me half an hour, I only just woke up" Mason David growled into the phone in his tough guy voice.
"Oookles!" Woods said, because Mason is the hero future city deserves but not the one it needs for the next half hour.
(Also note: The story takes place in FUTURE.)
"Hey serge, I have a question" Asked he
"What is wrong, my brethren?" Woods asked questionatively.
"Are you my adopted dad, and why do I always call you sarge? You can't be my army boss 'cause you're like 300 years old." There was a clunking noise of Woods hanging up his alarm clock, perhaps Mason would never know the truth.
When he woke up about three minutes ago today had seemed like a perfectly normal day to Daniel Mason, but it had turned out that today was the day ENEMY BOSS had escaped from Arkham Asylum and therefore it was significantly different from the proceeding days where that had not happened.
"ENEMY BOSS, PREPARE FOR MY SHOOTS!" David shouted until his next door neighbour told him to stop because it was still early morning and they were asleep.
CONTINUED IMMEDIATELY IN CHAPTER 2
-Take a quick break, have a nap or something...-
CHAPTER TWO: THE SEARCH FOR BAD
After a light breakfast David went on the internet to see if any of the army forums knew where ENEMY BOSS was at, but the internet had already been hacked and didn't work for him.
"Stupid internet!" Alex shouted, and punched his hand into the keyboard, accidentally hacking power stations across the globe. The future was a dangerous place. Mason had hacked his first computer at age five when he had accidentally fallen into a keyboard face-first and launched a nuclear missile. Luckily only Canadians were hurt.
"I will have so see if my good buddy Woods knows where to find the evil" He said to himself after getting a plaster for his punch hand and then went there in his fast.
"Back in my day" Woods talked "we didn't have none of them fancy robots, but you know what we did have?"
"What did you have, Sarge-dad?"
"HORSES! Loads of em, horses as far as the eye could see. So when enemy tanks and gunships rolled into town, we just threw wave after wave of horses at them. I remember one time I was riding around on my horse. Horse, I think was her name, damn fine horse. Anyway, I rolled into town, anti-tank rocket launcher in one hand, knife in the other. Must have killed a thousand men that day, AND one mammoth tank from Command and Conquer."
Sometimes Woods got caught up in long boring war stories that lasted half an hour and did nothing to advance the plot, you just had to live with it.
"That's great Sarge" David mumbled "But do you know where ENEMY BOSS might be?"
"ENEMY BOSS? I hate that guy, reminds me of one time when I shot your dad, actually, forget I said that. Tried to shoot the bad guys restraining him but all that did was send me back in time ten or eleven seconds, damn shame that. Oh and this other time he stopped by here and gave me this necklace." Woods produced a necklace from one of his pockets. "I remember it like it was yesterday... I think it was this morning."
"Wait, he was here?"
" Good guy that ENEMY BOSS, reminds me of the time I blew up his sister with a grenade, I think he got over it though if we are giving each other presents. Remind me to write him a card sometime. Do they do 'sorry I blew up your family' cards? No? It will have to be 'Merry Christmas' then, I 'aint made of greetings cards."
"I regret coming to you for help"
"Funny you should say that, so picture this-" He was cut off by a knock at the door.
"Hey Alex!" Said Army Friend.
"What is it Army Friend, my bestest friend?" David asked. David and Army Friend went way back to army school when they had been in the same class.
"We didn't know where you were man, it is war day and you are late for the army"
"But I thought it was Sunday!" David shocked.
"It was Sunday TOMORROW!" Army Friend revealed. David looked at his watch. Army Friend was telling the truth, it was half past Thursday.
"Oh poo, we better get going then" Mason said and got all ready to leave, when he suddenly realised all of the names of places and things from Woods' dumb stories were actually things in the room and was shocked to find that he must have been Kaiser Soze all along! But he really did need to get to work so Mason decided to just leave that until later, he wasn't all that bothered anyway.
CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 3