Purdy's Tall Tales

by ChicaCakes

Purdy is a very very story telling tom. So he has his own tall tale show where he makes up stuff-er, tells you stuff about him that are considered 'tales'. Parnsnip can only hope this piece of crap becomes popular or she's out of the business!

(A/N: Everybody just knows Purdy tell tons of stories...some of them aren't even real! So I came up with this idea and decided to write it down for comic realief!)

Introduction

Purdy was rambling about something when Parnsnip focused the camera on him.

"Ahem," She gestured toward the audience,"We're waiting." Purdy rumbled kindly.

"Welcome to my show Purdy's True Tales!" Parnsnip shook her head and clucked her tongue.

"It's Purdy's Tall Tales you dorky elder!" Purdy looked quite offended and jumped into his introduction.

"Well, you youngsters have never experienced quite popular and all that...well I'm Purdy and I do all sorts of amazing stuff. I'll tell ya my upwalker was quite the nice fella and didn't deserve all that blah blah blah blah blah blop blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-" Parnsnip interrupted his rambling.

"Purdy this is an introduction, not a place to hear tragedies and sins. Anywho, we will have a guest every show to well-I don't know but Purdy said he had to have one so I'll be off!" The introduction came to an end with everybody who was watching bored out of their minds or sleeping. Parnsnip only hoped that'd she'd earn money and popularity for this crap.