I'm immortal, datebayo

This is a fairy tail Naruto crossover. Meet Naruto a slacker who's super talented for magic but 's too lazy. He doesn't do anything expect sleep and read manga all day. Slight AU: here every person can use magic but it's all up to talent. If a person isn't talented than it will take him ten times more years to learn magic. Also talent is ranked. Noob mage 5 times more years, apprentice mage 3 times more, master mage 2 times more, saint mage (like Makarov) 1 time more, archmage 0 time more (Zeref) and Demon lord 50% less time. But above all there is one legendary rank-Death Magus. It reduces the time by 99%. There are 20 ranks to magics: Noob takes half a year to master, apprentice one year, master two years, saint three years, archmage ten years to master, demon lord 30 years, death magus 100 years. Now on to the story.

Oh, hi I'm Naruto! I'm too lazy to go to the details so I'm just gonna tell you I've got to take a test about magic talent. My mother Kushina will beat me up if I don't go.

15 minutes later

I put my hand on the cristal ball and wait for it to scan my magic talent...Bum Tuff And it blows up. "It's supposed to do that right?"I ask the magician who tests talent this town.

"N-n-no, that wasn't supposed to happen? What did you do? " He asks me. "It just blew up on its own when I put my hand on it. Really." I start to sweat. Shit! He doesn't believe me. Um, yeah I think my mother's calling me bye. And I start running as fast as I can. "Hey, wait you brat." But it was too late I already went around the corner. Ha ha I escaped him.

I come home and say:"Hey mom how are you?" She sees my smile and says:"What did you do?" While preparing her fists to beat me up. I take a deep and say: I blew up the crystal ball!" You did what! "He blew up this crystal ball..." Oh shit they found me!

PM me if anyone wants me to continue this story or write a review! Chapters WILL be longer (at least 1k words). Writing speed will also get faster as I write (faster typing speed).