The dragonborn explains why she risks her life daily wielding nothing but an iron dagger and hide armour to her follower, in song. The dragonborn has no shame what so ever, and now all her followers know.

"Dragonborn?" Marcurio asked as they ventured into the ratway, the dragonborn turned around blood dripping down her iron dagger. She put on hand on her hip and leaned on one foot.

"Yes Marcurio?"

"Why do you risk your life going through such dusty dirty tomb and sewers?" the way the dragonborn grinned he knew he had made a huge mistake, the way the Hero of Kvatch knew that he had made a mistake going to Sheogorath.

"Well my dear Marcurio I have been waiting for someone to ask that question, let me explain:

We are living in desperate times,
These are desperate times my dear
There's no way out of here,
There's no way out my dear
I've been holding back all my tears
Just so the pressure don't show
Like a time bomb ticking away
I might blow up someday" the dragonborn grabbed Marcurio and started waltzing with him while she sang, the thieves guilds had heard the commotion and decided to investigate.

"Don't push don't shove
Better watch what you do
When my backs to the wall
I might do anything at all
When my backs to the wall
I might take any chance at all
When my backs to the wall
I might do anything

You've got the upper hand
Well I've got nothing to lose
When I'm trapped in a corner like this
I might light a fuse
Don't push me too far
You better watch what you do" most of the guilds mouths were wide open by now, they were amazed that the woman who had defeated mercer Frey without blinking an eye had such a… mad side. Delvin and Vex were thinking if they could turn this into a way they could get her to do things and Brynjolf was just staring at her ass.

"Don't push me too far
You better run for your life

I've got nothing to lose
I might light a fuse
Yeah yeah
Don't come any closer" the Dragonborn twirled the confused mage sending him crashing into the younger guild members, she then happily skipped down the corridor stopped at the end and yelled to them.

"I KNOW I HAVE NO SHAME!" she then disappeared the same way a Dremora would appear from Oblivion.

"I knew she was from hell." Muttered Marcurio, as he was helped up by Sapphire and Delvin. Brynjolf stopped his drooling and ushered the guild away from the corridor, Marcurio got swept up in the wave and was forced to wait in the flagon too.

"Well well Brynjolf, it's nice of you to stop staring at my breasts once in a while and my ass is amazing if I do say so myself." The dragonborn said as she reappeared, she walked towards him and grabbed his collar. She crushed her lips against hers, when she was done she licked her lips and smiled. "You taste of gold and shadows, how on Nirn did her eat shadows and gold?" then she disappeared again. Sheogorath was proud of his daughter, so proud that he could rip out her love interest's intestines and strangle them with their own insides.

She reappeared at Breezehome with Lydia waiting for her, Lydia grinned.

"Did the mage finally ask why you wear that ridiculous armour?" she asked the dragonborn nodded also grinning. They doubled over laughing and told jokes about cabbage and cheese all night.

If anyone can guess what the dragonborn's name is then they are magic and are probably witches. BURN THE WITHCES! :D