Recovery 2
By Shadowgate
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It was just past 8AM and all the South Park Elementary Students were heading to their classes.
All of a sudden a shotgun blast was heard along with a scream.
Kyle yelled "oh Goddamn it not again."
Suddenly a mentally retarded kid with a shotgun was seen coming through the hallway. He fired his shotgun and blew Kenny away.
Stan yelled "oh my God they killed Kenny" and Kyle pointed at the shooter calling him a bastard as loud as he could.
The shooter cocked his shotgun and aimed at Kyle but Kyle dodged and when the retarded kid fired he ended up hitting Firkle in the right leg.
Butters opened fire and put the shooter to death.
Stan yelled "Kyle are you alright!"
Kyle answered back as loud as he could "I'm alright but that kindergartener just took a shotgun blast meant for me."
Stan yelled "holy shit it's the kinder Goth kid."
Pete the red haired Goth yelled "I'll compress his leg to control the fucking bleeding."
Stan got on his knees and put his fingers over Firkle's throat.
"I can feel a strong pulse just keep compressing his leg."
It took practically no time for the ambulances to arrive and the cops arrived before they did.
Kenny was taken away in a body bag and those wounded in the shooting were taken straight to Hell's Pass Hospital.
It took two hours for police and paramedics to clear the school. After several kids were interviewed by police classes got underway.
Later that morning Counselor Mackey got on the intercom and announced "attention teachers and students earlier today a mentally handicapped student brought a shotgun to school. There was one fatality in this school shooting Kenneth James McCormick aged 10 in fourth grade. We will miss him dearly. The gun toting student also shot a teacher in her ass."
The kids were freaked out to hear Counselor Mackey say that a teacher got shot in the ass.
Counselor Mackey went on to say "the teacher who got shot in the ass well she caught a bullet in her bubble goose. Oh man I had a few shots of whiskey after this recent school shooting and now I'm drunk. She caught a bullet in her bubble goose. She caught a bullet in her bubble goose. You can be at a party getting loose but you can catch a bullet in your goose."
PCP Principal yelled from the background "Mackey get the fuck off that intercom."
The new fourth grade teacher asked "has your school counselor always been this whacky?"
The fourth graders answered "yes" in unison.
All of the sudden Kenny entered the classroom and gave the teacher a note that said he was late due to "explosive diarrhea."
To Be Continued