The Fresh Scientist of Rapture

by Roxius

Yi Suchong sings his new theme song, which oddly enough sounds similar to that of a certain prince of bel-air...Please Read and Review! Also, if you've never played BioShock, Suchong sometimes speaks in third-person, so that's why...

THE FRESH SCIENTIST OF RAP-TURE CITY:

Now this is the story all about how
Suchong's life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, Little Sisters

I'll tell you how I became the scientist of a city called Rap-ture

In west Soviet China born and raised
On the playground where Suchong spent most of his days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some Japanese bastards outside of the school
When a couple of Nationalists said were up in no good
Started making trouble in Suchong's neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and Suchong's mom got scared
And said you're moving in with Andrew and Fontaine down in Rap-ture

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent Suchong on his way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
Suchong put his walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking lots of EVE out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Rap-ture livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a bathysphere and when it came near the
License plate said 'Atlas' and had a Splicer in the mirror
If anything Suchong could say that this bathysphere was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Rap-ture

I pulled up to a building about eight or nine,
And I yelled to the cabby, yo, Big Daddy, smell you later
Looked at my laboratory I was finally there
To settle my throne as the fresh scientist of Rap-ture...