Darth Vader: It is useless don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi Wan did.
(light sabers) vroom vroom vroom pow vroom vroom pow pow (go's on for several seconds)
(Darth vader gets hit)
Darth Vader: AHHHH!
(light saber) vroom vroom vroom pow vroom vroom
(Luke gets hand cut off)
Luke: AHAHHHHHHHHHH!
Darth Vader: There is no escape don't make me destroy you.
Darth Vader: Luke you do not yet realize your importance.
Darth Vader: You have only begun to discover your power.
Darth Vader: Join me and i will complete your training.
Darth Vader: With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict an bring order to the galaxy.
Luke: I will never join you.
Darth Vader: if you only knew the power of the dark side.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough.
Luke: He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No,i am your mother.
Narrator: You might be wondering what is going on here. well we are gonna have to go back to find that out. so reader pay attention. in this universe Anakin had died and Luke's mother didn't . so everything that happened to Anakin ended up happening to Padme Skywalker. so it turned out the dark emperor was homosexual and had a small crush on Padme so when the accident happened to Padme the dark emperor got Padme a gender switch during surgery. this is the story of how the dark emperor is always sexually harassing Darth Vader (Darth Moeder)
-End of chapter-