Anthony, George, Karli, Twin Anthony, Whatshername, and Lincoln arrived at Best Buy and started cheering and high fiving. The doors opened as someone came out of the store. While the doors were still open, everyone noticed there were only 4 copies of Super Mario Odyssey left. Everyone looked at each other.
Then they started fighting.
Twin Anthony was able to run inside before anyone could attack her. She grabbed one of the Super Mario Odyssey copies and brought it to the cashier.
Lincoln got out of the fight and ran inside.
Lincoln: I do the same thing all the time with way more people. That was nothing!
Lincoln grabbed a copy and brought it to the cashier.
Twin Anthony: Karli, we already agreed we would share.
Karli: I know, but this is fun.
Twin Anthony: Is it as fun as Super Mario Odyssey?
Karli: Obviously not.
Karli stopped attacking Whatshername and got up.
Karli: Okay, let's go.
Twin Anthony: Not yet. I wanna see who wins.
Whatshername, George, and Anthony stopped fighting and ran into Best Buy. Whatshername grabbed one of the copies. Anthony tackled her. The two started fighting over the game. Whatshername lifted her Splat Roller and hit Anthony with it. She took the game to the cashier. While all this was happening, George grabbed the last copy. He was about to pay for it when…
Anthony: George, wait! I know you want this game as much as the rest of us, but…you gotta let me have the last one. My life hasn't been going too great lately, what with the whole Eureka and Lightning going to Alola thing, and the whole me finding out I'm related to people I don't like thing, and the whole getting thrown in a mental institution on my birthday thing. Your life, however, has been goin' great. So please. Let me have this one moment of happiness. Please?
George: …No Johns.
George paid for the game.
Anthony: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
George walked outside.
Lincoln: What does "No Johns" mean?
Karli: "Don't make any excuses for why you lost. Just accept it, you big stupid crybaby." That's what it means.
Anthony walked outside, still sad.
Lincoln: Well, I'm going home.
Lincoln left (obviously).
George: Hey Anthony, if you want, you can come share the game with one of us until you can get your own.
Karli: Wait…what…really?
Everyone looked at Karli.
Karli: I mean I would, maybe, it's just that I'm already sharing with Twin Anthony, and I gotta go back to the X universe tonight, so….although, if you want me to, I guess I can…
Anthony: It's okay guys. You don't have to share with me.
Karli: Oh, thank Reggie.
Whatshername: Are you sure?
Anthony: Yeah. I don't wanna deprive my friends of time with this amazing game.
Anthony saw Lincoln in the distance and realized something.
Anthony: Although, doing that to my arch nemesis would only make the game more fun.
Twin Anthony: ….Arch nemesis? Really?
Lincoln was almost home when Anthony showed up.
Anthony: Can I play your copy of Odyssey?
Lincoln: You're kidding, right?
Anthony: No, I'm asking a question.
Lincoln: Well, no, you can't.
Anthony: Please?
Lincoln: No.
Anthony: Please?
Lincoln: No.
Anthony: Please?
Lincoln: No.
Anthony: Please?
Lincoln: No.
Anthony: Please?
Lincoln: No.
This went on and on until they got to the Loud house.
Anthony: Please?
They were now inside.
Lincoln: For the last time, NO, you cannot play MY game that I just bought with MY gift card that MY friend gave to ME for MY birthday.
Anthony: …..There's literally no way to argue with that. Can I at least watch?
Lincoln: I suppose.
Lincoln went into the kitchen. Anthony took a glance at the TV.
Anthony: By my by?
Anthony went over to the couch and sat down next to Lynn. I mean Lynn Sr., but I'm just gonna call him Lynn because Lynn Jr. isn't here.
Anthony: Why are you watching this?
Lynn: Your mother told me it was something you like, so I decided I should try to like it too.
Anthony: This part's funny, let's watch it.
The show that Anthony and Lynn were watching was The Amazing World of Gumball.
Gumball: Trust me. It's way better than what he suggested I use this for. And this was the final hoop I had to jump through to be friends with that nut case. You'll know you'll always be my bae.
Darwin: And you'll always be my boo.
Gumball and Darwin: Your friendship gets me through the trials of the day, and through the darkness of the evening too!
Darwin: Alright then.
Lynn: Why can't you and Lincoln be more like these brothers?
Anthony: …Believe me. I wish he was more like them too. Anyway, your son's got a Mario Odyssey to go on, so…
Anthony changed the TV to the correct settings and turned on Lincoln's gray Switch.
Lynn: So how did buying Leni dinner go?
Anthony: Nothing interesting enough that it's worth talking about happened. Also, I spent a lot of money. Food is expensive!
Lincoln came back into the living room with the game now unwrapped. He put the cartridge in the Switch and sat down on the couch.
Lynn: You two have fun.
Anthony & Lincoln: I'll try.
Lynn left.
Anthony: If at any point you need to go to the bathroom, can I…?
Lincoln: No.
Lincoln then looked out the window and ran over to it to close the curtains.
Lincoln: Actually, you know what? You CAN play.
Anthony: Wha…what?…I feel I should be suspicious right now. But I wanna play this game, so…
Anthony picked up the Joy-Con.
Anthony: YAHOO! Nothing can ruin this!
Suddenly, all the Loud girls were in the room being irritating and, well, you know, loud.
Lily: Poo Poo!
Lily then took off her poopy diaper and threw it at Anthony's face. It landed on his left eye.
Anthony: This…this is totally worth it. I think.
Lincoln walked out of the house and closed the door.
Lincoln: You're probably wondering why I did that. I don't know how Anthony didn't see it, but I saw something that looked like Mario running around outside. I gotta go see what it was. I think it might have actually been him.
Lincoln started running in the direction of what might be Mario went.
Boom operator: Should we tell him it was the real Mario?
Cameraman: Of course not. Don't you remember what Anthony told us? Lincoln met the real Captain Man and SpongeBob and it freaked him out before Anthony went back in time and prevented it from happening. We gotta make sure he's convinced that Mario isn't real.
Boom operator: Yes, I do remember what he said. He said Lincoln knows we live in a Super Smash Bros. universe, so Nintendo characters coming here is perfectly normal. What he doesn't know is that this is also a Nickelodeon universe.
Cameraman: Oh yeah.
Lincoln: What are you guys waiting for? Let's-a go!
Cameraman & Boom operator: Coming.
They started following Lincoln.