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DOWN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* anyways, on with the story.
A/n - This fic only has Psymon, Brodi, Marisol, Mac, Kaori, and Zoe, because I don't like anyone else AND I AM THE OMNIPOTENT LEADER. So there *sticks out tongue*
Chapter 1 - MPDRCBTAYTDRNT
It was a bright, pretty, sunny, gorgeous, nice, and all the other words that mean good, day. Brodi was chasing a frog around, whilst Psymon, Zoe, Marisol, Kaori and Mac were making fun of him. Yes a perfect day, until Brodi tripped over a log and fell face first into the grass, then just kinda lay there for a while.
Psymon: Should we check to make sure he's still breathing?
Marisol: Like, I dunno.
Zoe: Sure, but if he isn't I get his snowboard!!!
Zoe started to laugh maniacally and run around, until she ran into a tree and fell on the ground. The rest of the group had faces like this: *o*, except Brodi, but that's obvious unless you're stupid.
Kaori: Okay, Psymon, go make sure he's alright.
Psymon: Me, why me?
Mac:..(oh yeah, talkative.)
Psymon took a little stick that magically appeared beside him and started to poke Brodi with it, while everyone else gathered around.
Brodi: I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brodi sat up suddenly, and every one screamed, like this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, except for Mac, because screaming for him would be like this: ............................................!
Marisol: Okay, like what are you talking about?
Brodi: I have been enlightened my friends, let us take a moment of silence to ponder about what our pathetic little lives mean to other people in this vast universe.
Everyone else: huh?????
Everybody sits down (and Zoe is back again. Why? Because I said so!), whilst Brodi starts going 'Hum-Hum-Hum' in a meditating sort a way. All of a sudden, a sound can be heard.
*pppoooooooottttt*
Brodi: Hum *sniff* Hu- *snuff* .GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!!???!!!!
Everybody stood up, except for Mac, which made everyone think it was Mac, which it was, just to let you know.
Psymon: Good lord, Mac, did something crawl up you and die?
Mac: ..(great defense)
Anyway, everyone sat down to continue pondering. Right then, a speeding bus came and stopped right next to them. The bus doors slowly opened, and inside was a........BUS DRIVER LADY!!!
Bus driver lady: Are you spederific?
Zoe: Um.No.
Bus driver lady: Well then, you can't ride this bus!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
With that the evil bus driver lady floored it, and left, leaving everyone else a little shocked, even Mac the farter man (which is the name Marisol gave him.
Brodi: Now that we are done pondering, we can begin our journey!
Kaori: Journey for what?
Brodi: Our journey for the *BUM BUM BUM* Mystical Pink Diamond Really Cool Board That Allows You To Do Really Neat Tricks! Or as I like to call it, the MPDRCBTAYTDRNT!!!
Everyone: o.kay!
Brodi: But, there is a thief, who has stolen it, and his name is TROGDOR!!
Psymon: Trogdor?
Brodi: Yes, TROGDOR! But in this quest, we all have a certain role to play. I will be a mighty wizard! Zoe shall be a knight, Kaori will be a princess, Marisol can be the person who takes care of the horses and-
Marisol: Horses?
Brodi: SHUT UP!!!! Do not interrupt me, slave! As I was saying, Psymon can be.uh.um.the guy that gets killed in the first scene!
Psymon: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Brodi: And Mac can be the guy who stands around and waves, let's go!
Everyone tried to talk to Brodi about this new arrangement, but he wouldn't listen, so they had to just suck it up and go. Horses magically appeared, and they chose their riders. Like this: Person --- Horse's Name. Brodi- Zen Fairy. Mac- Horse with bad Gas. Kaori- Cutie Pie. Zoe- Crazee Poop. Marisol - Barbie Girl. Psymon- Horse that gets killed in the first scene (Or just Horse).
Now, the thing everyone couldn't, ABSOLUTLEY COULDN'T tolerate, was that Brodi somehow got a really cool wizard's staff. WHICH ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!
Brodi: I will prove to you all that I should be the only commander of this mystical item of intense power!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Psymon! Come forth if thou wish to stay alive
.. scary, but anyway, Psymon walks up to him.
Brodi: Behold my mighty power!!!!
Brodi points the staff thingy towards Psymon and.It turns his pants and shirt into.A frilly pink dress with baby blue polka dots!
Everyone except Psymon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Psymon: This isn't funny man! Change me back!
Brodi: I don't know how.but that is pretty funny.
After all that was over they decided to start their journey. The journey for the MPDRCBTAYTDRNT!!!!!!!!
A/n - This fic only has Psymon, Brodi, Marisol, Mac, Kaori, and Zoe, because I don't like anyone else AND I AM THE OMNIPOTENT LEADER. So there *sticks out tongue*
Chapter 1 - MPDRCBTAYTDRNT
It was a bright, pretty, sunny, gorgeous, nice, and all the other words that mean good, day. Brodi was chasing a frog around, whilst Psymon, Zoe, Marisol, Kaori and Mac were making fun of him. Yes a perfect day, until Brodi tripped over a log and fell face first into the grass, then just kinda lay there for a while.
Psymon: Should we check to make sure he's still breathing?
Marisol: Like, I dunno.
Zoe: Sure, but if he isn't I get his snowboard!!!
Zoe started to laugh maniacally and run around, until she ran into a tree and fell on the ground. The rest of the group had faces like this: *o*, except Brodi, but that's obvious unless you're stupid.
Kaori: Okay, Psymon, go make sure he's alright.
Psymon: Me, why me?
Mac:..(oh yeah, talkative.)
Psymon took a little stick that magically appeared beside him and started to poke Brodi with it, while everyone else gathered around.
Brodi: I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brodi sat up suddenly, and every one screamed, like this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, except for Mac, because screaming for him would be like this: ............................................!
Marisol: Okay, like what are you talking about?
Brodi: I have been enlightened my friends, let us take a moment of silence to ponder about what our pathetic little lives mean to other people in this vast universe.
Everyone else: huh?????
Everybody sits down (and Zoe is back again. Why? Because I said so!), whilst Brodi starts going 'Hum-Hum-Hum' in a meditating sort a way. All of a sudden, a sound can be heard.
*pppoooooooottttt*
Brodi: Hum *sniff* Hu- *snuff* .GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!!???!!!!
Everybody stood up, except for Mac, which made everyone think it was Mac, which it was, just to let you know.
Psymon: Good lord, Mac, did something crawl up you and die?
Mac: ..(great defense)
Anyway, everyone sat down to continue pondering. Right then, a speeding bus came and stopped right next to them. The bus doors slowly opened, and inside was a........BUS DRIVER LADY!!!
Bus driver lady: Are you spederific?
Zoe: Um.No.
Bus driver lady: Well then, you can't ride this bus!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
With that the evil bus driver lady floored it, and left, leaving everyone else a little shocked, even Mac the farter man (which is the name Marisol gave him.
Brodi: Now that we are done pondering, we can begin our journey!
Kaori: Journey for what?
Brodi: Our journey for the *BUM BUM BUM* Mystical Pink Diamond Really Cool Board That Allows You To Do Really Neat Tricks! Or as I like to call it, the MPDRCBTAYTDRNT!!!
Everyone: o.kay!
Brodi: But, there is a thief, who has stolen it, and his name is TROGDOR!!
Psymon: Trogdor?
Brodi: Yes, TROGDOR! But in this quest, we all have a certain role to play. I will be a mighty wizard! Zoe shall be a knight, Kaori will be a princess, Marisol can be the person who takes care of the horses and-
Marisol: Horses?
Brodi: SHUT UP!!!! Do not interrupt me, slave! As I was saying, Psymon can be.uh.um.the guy that gets killed in the first scene!
Psymon: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Brodi: And Mac can be the guy who stands around and waves, let's go!
Everyone tried to talk to Brodi about this new arrangement, but he wouldn't listen, so they had to just suck it up and go. Horses magically appeared, and they chose their riders. Like this: Person --- Horse's Name. Brodi- Zen Fairy. Mac- Horse with bad Gas. Kaori- Cutie Pie. Zoe- Crazee Poop. Marisol - Barbie Girl. Psymon- Horse that gets killed in the first scene (Or just Horse).
Now, the thing everyone couldn't, ABSOLUTLEY COULDN'T tolerate, was that Brodi somehow got a really cool wizard's staff. WHICH ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!
Brodi: I will prove to you all that I should be the only commander of this mystical item of intense power!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Psymon! Come forth if thou wish to stay alive
.. scary, but anyway, Psymon walks up to him.
Brodi: Behold my mighty power!!!!
Brodi points the staff thingy towards Psymon and.It turns his pants and shirt into.A frilly pink dress with baby blue polka dots!
Everyone except Psymon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Psymon: This isn't funny man! Change me back!
Brodi: I don't know how.but that is pretty funny.
After all that was over they decided to start their journey. The journey for the MPDRCBTAYTDRNT!!!!!!!!