"I am not getting you a cat."
"They are not so bad! Plus, it's on my Christmas list°! You are supposed to be a good boyfriend and get me what I ask for, Seb!"
"It is all that stupid girl´s fault. I knew it was a bad idea to let you date her."
"She got me closer to Holmes. You are just jealous."
"We don't need a cat! We don't have the time to care for one!"
"Come on! We could get one with copperish fur! And stripes! And man-eating, too!"
"That´s a tiger you're describing, Boss."
"You can buy me a cub."
"I'm pretty sure that´s illegal."
"…"
"…"
"Seriously, Tiger? Illegal? You are talking to me about illegal? Really?"
"Ugh, you´re impossible…"
"No, you are just mean."
"Let's make a deal, ´kay? I get you a cat if you get me the Call of Duty Black Ops I asked for ages ago."
"Last time I gave you one of those stupid videogames you did not stop playing and ignored me for a whole week!"
"No game, no cat."
"No cat, no paycheck."
"Are you blackmailing me?"
"A bit. The closest pet shop is a block away, by the way."
"I hate you."
"Oh, no. I love you more, Sebby!"