One day Emmett was watching a Christmas special.
Wow! This is so totally awesome! Emmett thought, just as Santa Claus was about to dance with snow.
This is my favorite part!" cried Emmett.
Alice sped down the stairs but stopped dead in her tracks once she saw Emmett.
"Ummm... Emmett?" Alice asked in confusion.
"Ssssshhhhhh Alice! Santa and snow are dancing!." Emmett said in irritation.
"I swear Emmett, your obsessed." she sighed, while reading the movie box. "Umm... Emmett this movie is suggested for 6 year olds and younger". Realization struck Alice. "Oh... that explains it"
Strangly confused and just a little disturbed, Alice sat next to him on the couch and watched the rest of the movie with him.
An hour later
After Emmett watched that movie, he moved on to "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer."
When it got to the part where grandma came up missing, Emmett started to cry.
Rosalie then came down the stairs and saw her husband crying his eyes out. She was very confused.
"Umm... Emmett, honey?" she questioned.
"Yes Rosalie darling?" he replied, still crying.
"Why the heck are you crying?!"
"Because they can't find Grandma!!" Emmett wailed.
"There... there." Rosalie comforted, sitting herself on the other side of Emmett. "Emmett, you know its just a movie right?" her honey voice filled the air.
"Just a movie? JUST A MOVIE!? IT IS NOT JUST A MOVIE!! ITS LIFE!" Emmett screamed with passion.
Rosalie and Alice scooted away from him subtly.