"Kurt? Hey Kurt? KURT?"
"What Finn?"
"The-there's something weird here!"
"Under the bed? What, possibly, can be under the bed?"
"Patrick Star from SpongeBob?"
"Finn, please, tell me you're not afraid of a starfish from a cartoon!"
"Ohh... Nooo! But I still think there's something under the bed. Can't you hear the noise?"
"Yes, Finn, there must be something here; I just don't think it is big enough to hurt you."
"Ok! But can you check, please?"
"Uhum..."
"... So, what is it?"
"Finn, do you promise not to fight with me if I show it to you?"
"Ok, but why would... Dear Cheesus, I swear this is NOT mine!"
"Of course is not, silly! It's, uhm, it's mine."
"Uhh, Kurt, please, tell me what you're, uhm, vibrator, is doing under my bed?"
"Well, it's funny, really! It all started when I..."