A/N: This was first story I've ever written for fanfiction, but I took it down because I didn't think it was amazing, but I revised it and hopefully it got better (:

BIG SURPRISE

"Ahhh!" cried Sakura Haruno, "I'm going to be late!"

She quickly threw on some skinny jeans, raglan shirt (You know the shirts with the sleeves to the elbow that's usually black and the rest of the shirt other than the sleeves is white, I'll stop rambling now.), and a old pair of converse and tied her long pink hair into a messy ponytail as she grabbed a granola bar from the kitchen. (Her parents aren't there because their work makes them go away for long periods of time.)

She got to Konoha High just in time for the second bell. Her best friend Hinata Hyuuga saved her a seat in the back of the classroom. Her teacher, Kakashi came in 10 minutes after her. 'Dang I could have walked and he still wouldn't be here' thought Sakura. (She lives close to school.)

"Hello students. Sorry I'm late again. Well let's take attendance." Kakashi said lazily.

"Aburame Shino"

"Bzzz…" Shino remained silent, but his pet bug answered for him

"Akimichi Chouji"

"Munch…munch" Kakashi of course knew to listen for the sound of crunching bbq flavored potato chips.

"Gaara"

"Here." Gaara looked indifferent as usual.

"Haruno Sakura"

"Present." Sakura replied happily as usual.

"Hyuuga Hinata"

"H-h-here." She stuttered due to her shyness.

"Hyuuga Neji"

"Hn." Neji said his usual reply.

"Inuzuka Kiba"

"Awoooo~" Kiba howled, grinning mischievously.

"Nara Shikamaru"

"Here…What a drag, I could be home sleeping." Shikamaru complained his usual complaint for having to come to school that day, pretty much everyday.

"Rock Lee"

"Here and with more Youth then yesterday!" Rock Lee, had passion in his eyes.

"Tenten"

"Here." TenTen replied twirling her pencil in circles.

"Uchiha Sasuke"

"Hn" Sasuke muttered, utterly bored.

"Uzumaki Naruto"

"HERE! And you better believe it!" Naruto yelled with energy, no one knew exactly where it all came from, especially so early in the morning.

"Yamanaka Ino"

"Here and looking better than yesterday!" Ino got up on her desk and struck a pose. (These kind of things happen on a regular bases, so everyone is pretty used to it by now.)

"Good. Everyone is here." Kakashi said gleefully.

Everyone looked at him in suspicion. Knowing him, he probably cooked up something horrible for them. (He's also their health teacher and they have him first, so they stay with him even after homeroom.) He got a semi-large box out and opened it.

"Starting today, we will be starting a new unit: The Responsibilities of Becoming a Parent." He told them with a smile, "So I'll be partnering you up with people and you may not change partners under an circumstances. I will give you a fake baby and you will take care of it for one month. Also I know that we have more guys than girls, so some of you will have to be paired up with the same sex." Everyone looked at him with complete horror. He continued, "You will move in with your partner and treat it as a real baby. It also acts like a real baby, so you need to feed it, change it, and love it or else it cries like there is no tomorrow. It has heat sensors on both sides of its body, so you and your partner need to sleep on either side of it. And partners are:

"Ino and Shikamaru (Ino looked at him with pure hatred and Shikamaru was just being Shikamaru), Tenten and Neji (Tenten face turned bright red and Neji displayed no emotions), Hinata and Naruto (Hinata looked like she was about to faint and Naruto looked fairly happy), and Sakura and Sasuke (Sakura looked kind of disappointed and Sasuke looked slightly colder than ever). Those end the straight couples. Now for the gay…I mean other couples:

"Gaara and Chouji (Gaara didn't seem to care and Chouji just kept eating), Kiba and Shino (Shino had blank face, while Kiba had the shocked anime exoression plastered on his face), and well Rock Lee you can be by yourself (Lee looked sad by this). Ok fine (giving into his queer puppy dog face) you may join Gaara and Chouji's group. Now come up with your partners and get your babies." Kakashi said as he began taking the babies out.

Sakura came up with Sasuke and got a baby. It looked almost like a real baby. She took it back to her desk with Sasuke tailing behind. Once everyone had a baby Kakashi took out a small remote and yelled:

"IT ALL BEGINS NOW!"

Kakashi pushed the big red button in the center of the remote and the babies eyes opened.

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